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gamecufc 04-21-2010 02:42 PM

This is awsome, next part please

Funny pie 04-30-2010 01:00 PM

Just to make sure, you want me to keep writing? Cause if you (the readers) want me to, I'll write up and post the next part of my spring vacation story.

puppydog54321 04-30-2010 07:43 PM

Keep writing please!!!!!!!!!!

Demon Thief 05-01-2010 10:29 PM

Yes, please keep writing. I really want to see what happens next.

Funny pie 05-05-2010 06:32 PM

Sorry for how long it took. Hope you all enjoy.
 
As soon as these three kids surfaced right in front of us, I could not even find the words to describe how horribly shocked I was. I know the first thing we all did was cover up. Ben was looking down at himself and his hands under the water. I was just looking at everyone’s faces while covering my lower body’s more intimate parts. And Tanner was all below the water minus his nose and eyes, he was very red from what I could see. The three kids who were in the center of us just stared at our bodies and faces for a few more seconds before, “Hi, we were swimming and found these.” The girl speaking held up Tanners bathing suit, “and we came to give back that persons swimsuit, but from what we all saw you boys aren’t looking for it…”

I was so embarrassed, Ben looked up and stared at the girls, and I was waiting for someone else to speak first. Just then Tanner asked, “So do you want to play with us? If you lose we get our suits back.”

The kids in the middle huddled together and when they were done discussing for around 10 seconds the same girl asked, “What are you boys playing? And what are the rules?”

This time I spoke up, “We are playing Dare. Rules are simple; say a dare to another person on the other team for them to do it, no matter what. If they don’t do the dare, or fail to do the dare, then that person is out. When all three are out the other team, that team wins.”

Ben shot me a horrified look. While the kids in the middle started to talk, Ben swam over to me. He whispered in my ear, “Dude, I’ve never been seen naked by another girl before, I don’t want to start now!”

I just causally replied, “Dude, they already saw us for who knows how long. Also they have our bathing suits. We need to get them back, besides now you can see a girl naked, and get her and her friends back!”

“Deal!” said the girl holding Tanners swimming trunks. “But first, lets get to know everyone a little better. My name is Dana, I am 14. This here is my friend Jenna, and she is 14 also. And over here is my brother Mitch, he is 12.”

“Okay, my name is John, I am 14. This here is Ben, he is 13, and that is his brother, Tanner, he is 12.”

When I said this both Tanner and Mitch stared at each other for a good 5 seconds before staring at their older siblings. “Okay,” said Dana, “let the games begin! Umm, who goes first?”

“ME!” said Jenna. “Okay, umm, Ben? I umm dare you to uhh, do a hand stand!”

Ben looked at me with anger and then I swam over to him and whispered, “they will only see your legs.” Ben smiled and then went under the water and did a hand stand. His legs went up but nothing we visible past his mid thigh, much to the girls disappointment. He got back up and looked around.

He pointed at Dana and told her, “I dare you to take off all your clothes!!” He could never have sounded more eager or more like a 13 year old boy.

Dana turned three shades of red and then finally undid her top. It fell to the water and she picked it up and quickly sunk a little into the water. And then took off her pants.

“Tanner, I dare you to dead mans float.”

Tanner looked confused and asked, “Whats that mean?”

“Well, you float like a dead body. Oh, and you have to stay like that for 10 seconds.”

I swam over to tanner and whispered to him, “They never said you have to do it belly up. Do it upside down, that way hey only see your butt.”

He smiled at me and went under the water, her came up just as a dead person would, his entire back, neck, legs and ass were visible for all to see. After 10 seconds he went back to normal. He looked around and said, “Jenna, I dare you take off your top of your swim suit and let me hold on to them for you.”

Jenna looked really red, but she took them off without too much hesitation and up came a little green swimsuit top. She handed them to tanner and she looked at me. “Josh I dare you to—“

“Actually,” I interrupted, “my name is John.”

“Whatever, John I dare you—“

“Actually, that’s my name, please get it right.” I was stalling, she wasn’t gonna make a mistake like last time.

“Fine! Sorry! I dare you too—“

“Wait, you already went, didn’t you?” I was not gonna let her finish without having her make some mistake. “Mitch didn’t go yet.”

“It doesn’t matter!” She was a sound level below screaming, “He will go soon enough! Now, I dare you to—“

“When will he go?” I interrupted again.

“DON’T YOU INTURPT ME!!!”

“Fine. Is it my turn?” I simply asked.

“Wait, what?” she said, a little confused.

“You told me to not interrupt you, that’s your dare to me. Its my turn now…” I said in my best calm voice. She was pissed and Ben and Tanner were applauding. “…Mitch, I dare you to go naked, also you must hand your trunks to me.”

He took his trunks off and handed them to me. I looked down at him and told him, “I said naked.” He hesitantly took off his boxers and handed those to me also.

“Okay, done. John, I dare you to do a belly up dead mans float for 2 minutes!”

I was confused but then I saw Jenna and Dana high five their brother. I couldn’t back out. I went belly up and everyone could see my 4” erection and my balls. Dana told Jenna, “Well, if that isn’t the cutest thing you ever saw.”

I grew red and I wanted to quickly move this along. “Jenna, I dare you give Ben your goggles and let him take off your bottoms for you.”

Jenna shook her head and then Dana told her, “You have to! Or else we will be dared 3 times and we only get to dare them twice!”

After some convincing Jenna handed Ben her goggles and Ben went under the water. After a good amount of waiting Ben came up with a giant smile saying, “This is much better then playing with you guys.”

When he came back up I went back to normal, keeping my privates well below the surface.

I high fived him and he said he got a great look. “Okay, you perv, I dare you to let me feel your penis for 30 seconds.”

Bens smile instantly vanished and he looked at me. I shrugged and he said, “Fine.” Jenna swam over and held on to Bens member, you could tell by Jenna’s face that she has never held a penis before. She was in pure ecstasy. After the thirty seconds were up she swam back and started to whisper to Dana, probably about what Bens erection felt like.

Ben looked at Mitch and said, “I dare you and Tanner to compare penis sizes, loser gets dared by the other team.”

Tanner was embarrassed, partly because he had to show himself, but mostly cause Ben just remembered, Tanners penis is probably smaller then mine. But it was a gamble, Mitch was the same age as tanner and roughly the same size. Tanner did a dead mans float and his little boner was in the air. Mitch did the same and it was clear that although Mitch was the same height as Tanner, he had a much larger member, by at least 2 inches… In fact, his is probably bigger then mine. (Disappointing for me, I know.)

This was surprising how a 12 year old had a 5” boner, but rules were rules, and we lost. The other team huddled and they discussed and when they were done Dana said, “Tanner, since you lost we dare you to collect all the clothing and go to our spot on the beach right over there. Put all the clothes in the bag and then come back. Also, you can’t tell anyone why you’re naked.”

Tanner was horrified and then after a little debating he finally asked for everyones clothes. We handed him everything. He went under the water and swam to the beach. As soon as he got to where the water was low he had to expose himself. A lot of people saw and it was obviously by all the laughter. Everyone was laughing and pointing, even us. I mean it’s a naked 12-year-old kid on the beach, classic. He had to walk up pretty far up the beach to find the towel they described. And then he sprinted back to us. When he got back he explained to us how everyone saw him and his nudity.

He wanted revenge, he looked at Dana and said, “Dana, I dare you to let me feel your boobs for a minute.”

She was red as hell and stuttering, she didn’t want this to happen but it did. Tanner swam over and put his hands on her breasts for a good 30 seconds, when all of a sudden she jumped and said, “HE PINTCHED ME!”

“Well, you lose.” I said.

“What?!?”

“You failed, he didn’t touch for a full minute.”

“But…but…but… he pinched me!”

“Doesn’t matter.” Ben came in, “When Jenna was feeling my erection she squeezed kind of hard, but I didn’t stop her.”

“FINE!” Dana said, “Go get them guys.”

“Its Tanners turn again.” I said. I swam over to tanner and told him to get Jenna out next.

“Okay, Jenna, I dare you to finger yourself for a minute, where we can all see your vagina.”

Jenna looked more embarrassed then anyone, but she agreed and did a dead mans float and we all got a great view of her pussy. She started to finger, not putting much emotion into it. But after a minute, she was finished. “Okay, Ben, I dare you to do a dead mans float and jack off for 30 seconds where we can all see.”

“NO!”

“Then you will lose.”

“I DON’T CARE! IM NOT DOING THAT!”

“Fine, Ben your out.”

Ben swam away from us and looked at his watch, “Guys… Its 12:30. We have to go… NOW!”

“Fine.” I said, “Lets finish this up. Mitch play rock paper scissors with Jenna, tell us who loses, best out of three.”

After the games it was Mitch who won. “Okay, now we are gonna play a game of Chicken, Mitch on top of Jenna, and Tanner on top of me. Losers Lose.”

I went under the water and picked up tanner, it was kind of weird, I had to go under his legs and I felt his balls on my neck and his erection on the back of my head. But it was the only way, he wasn’t strong enough to support me and we would have surly lost.

Before long we were all ready and we fought.

Funny pie 05-07-2010 06:50 PM

Okay, I have written out the next part, however there is some major sexual things that happen in the next part. It is between two underaged kids and I want the approval of at least 3 people to approve it, if 3 people disapprove then I will delete that part and just patch it as best as I can.

Hunanic 05-07-2010 08:20 PM

Normally, I wouldnt be for underage sexual stuff, but this is such a great story i say, "what the hay". G right ahead. Btw great story

gamecufc 05-09-2010 05:02 AM

I'd love to hear the next part especially if it's non fiction

momo 05-09-2010 08:58 AM

I like this story a lot and think you should continue without cutting bits and pieces out... however, you sound kind of demanding for responses and comments. You'd probably get better and more frequent comments if you just let people comment on their own.

polarsbane 05-10-2010 08:57 PM

please post! this story is great!

Devilstar 05-12-2010 07:46 PM

Go for it!! This is a great story, but why charge comments? Most sane people reading this are probibly enjoying it enough to comment. Can't wait for the next post though:D:D

Funny pie 05-13-2010 05:52 PM

We were not kidding when we said a game of chicken, we needed to win. I started running at them and Jenna was scared and backed up a little, almost falling over before we even started. Then we made contact! Tanner’s hands were interlocked with Mitch’s and they started to wrestle. It didn’t take long because I just kept on pushing and they kept going back, but after about a minute and a half it was over. Jenna fell backwards and so did Mitch.



Ben applauded and Tanner was happy, except there was one giant draw back. Tanner was on my shoulders, I was standing up. The tide got lower and we didn’t know; the tip of my erection was exposed and all of Tanner was also. I let tanner down and we decided it would be best to go low. Then I asked, “Wait…. You took our suits back into the bag of yours, now were all naked and someone needs to go get them back!”



“It should be the losers!” Ben announced, “They lost the last dare and we really need to go!”



We all agreed, but whom? “How about… Dana? You were the first to lose, it would only be fair.”



She obviously protested but after a unanimous vote we forced her to go. And this was more interesting then Tanner doing it, I mean, it was a pretty hot looking naked 14 year old girl. She was running which added a nice effect and none of the boys seemed to mind. This got a lot more applause and shocked expressions and whistles then when Tanner did it. But finally she came back. Handed everyone their swimsuits and we put them back on. We decided that we would part ways after giving each other our AIM’s and whatnot.



Ben, Tanner and I started to swim/run to the pool as quickly as possible, except we totally forgot about our ‘enhancement’ to Tanner’s suit. Every stride he would make the suit would fall enough to expose some part of his body. But, there was no time. It was 12:50 and we had to be back at the pool. We ran up the beach and ran across the area of the hotel till we finally got to the pool. We jumped in and started to just relax; glad we made it in time.



About 3 minutes later our parents arrived and we all sat down for lunch. There isn’t anything that we would have expected to go on at that point, but we were wrong. After our meal we went back into the pool and just relaxed in the Jacuzzi, as we were chilling a boy that was Tanners age sat in the Jacuzzi with us. He was quiet until he said, “Hey, Tanner. You don’t recognize me?”



It took Tanner a second but he eventually said, “Jacob!! Whats up man?”



“Oh, nothing much just on vacation with my family. But can I talk to you about something.”



They got out of the Jacuzzi and walked over to a table that had no one sitting in it. While they were talking Ben was filling me in on who Jacob was and what was interesting was that Jacob had got caught by Ben looking at a ‘inappropriate site’ which we now know was GetDare, lucky for Tanner, he had left the room just before Ben got there.



So I thought it would be interesting but when Tanner and Jacob came back Tanner had an extremely guilty look on his face. “Well boys,” Jacob started, “I was on the beach and just relaxing when who would have guessed Tanner comes running by me naked and puts some clothes into a bag. But he didn’t even want to include me in my favorite game!” at this time, Ben and I were getting a little nervous, “How about we play a game, just a small one, right here, right now.”



We were worried but right before we even said anything our parents came and told us that they are going to their rooms. They were tired and were gonna go to sleep. It worked out perfectly for Jacob. After the parents left, Jacob got right to the point of, “Tanner, I dare you to take off your swim trunks, and put them down to your ankles.”



Tanner looked extremely worried and looked around himself first before doing it. It took him no time and he already was naked. “Okay, uhh, John, I dare you to take off your swim suit and sit on it.”



I did so, and looked at Jacob, “I dare you to strip naked and keep your hands above the water.” And he did so. Although it was hard to see, it looked like Jacob still had his foreskin.



I didn’t mention it and Jacob kept the game by going to Ben and saying, “I dare you to jump into the pool, take off your swimsuit and get back into the Jacuzzi.”



It was an extremely daring dare, Ben looked nervous and waiting for hardly anyone to be looking. Then he jumped into the pool and swam around a little bit. When he was sure no one else was looking at him he took off his trunks and swam back to the Jacuzzi and jumped back in. He was completely exposed for about 4 seconds and had a massive hard on. He quickly looked at tanner and asked him, “Truth or Dare.”



Tanner caught a lucky break and said, “Truth.”



Ben let out a sigh and thought about it for a second, then he asked, “Why are we playing this here?”



Tanner didn’t even have to think, “Because Jacob has a video of me naked looking to find the towel and running back to the beach. He wanted to play this with us and he wanted to play it here.”



I was shocked, Ben was shocked, Tanner was annoyed and Jacob was nodding. Tanner then dared Jacob and his dare was, “I dare you to delete the video of me naked.”



Jacob complied and started to put his suit back on, “Ah ah ah,” Tanner said, “just as you are.”



Jacob was giving Tanner a death eye and then realized it would just be better to do it quickly. He jumped out of the Jacuzzi as quietly as possible and sprinted for his bag and then sprinted back, he got his stuff and was hardly visible for less then 5 seconds. He told everyone that he would delete the video after Tanner did a dare. We agreed he started to give his dare, “Okay, Tanner, Im gonna make you pay. I dare you to suck on my dick until I cum!”



The $#!% just hit the fan. No one was expecting this and then Jacob said, “Well, do you want the video on Faceb00k, or will you do the dare?”



After a few seconds of hysterics, Tanner agreed and he took a huge gulp of air and then went under the water suck on Jacobs boner. After about 10 seconds Tanner came back up and said that he couldn't do it, that there wasn't enough air. Jacob was thinking and looking around, and after a few seconds he grabbed his towel and sat down on the concerete, keeping his legs inside the water. He was basically naked outside of the jacuzzi, however his towel was layed across his lap and it was kind of hard to tell that he had a boner. He told Tanner to suck now.

Tanner was confused and asked, "How?"

"Easy, stay in the jacuzzi put your head underneath the towel and blow me!"

Tanner was concered, there were people around, but not to many. I looked around and I noticed most people were in the pool, hopefully none would be paying attention. Tanner finally agreed and tried to go underneath the towel. He did his best, and after a few seconds, maybe a minute he finally positioned himself so that no one would be able to see too much of him, also that they wouldn't be able to see his head bobbing up and down.

After about 2 minutes the worst thing that could ever happen started. It started when Jacob started to moan, fairly loud. At least loud enough for people to hear. Then, he started to spaz, his arms doing quick movements everywhere, same with his feet. After that, one of his arms grabbed Tanners head and started to smash it into his dick. Then the worst....He stood up.

Jacob is roughly 5'5", he is also naked, with his naked 12 year old friend on his erection, sucking. When Jacob stood up, the much smaller Tanner also stood up, both were naked, Jacob standing on the concerete getting a blow job, and Tanner in the jacuzzi administering it. I had no idea if people saw this (it only lasted about 10 seconds) but it sure felt like people were looking. Right when Jacob came his grip on tanners head stopped and Tanner quickly sank into the jacuzzi and put his trunks on. He was red and was extremley embarrassed, however, instead of yelling he quickly went to Jacobs camera and deleted the video.

We all got dressed (minus Jacob, who was still naked in the jacuzzi when we left) and we went back to the Hotel room. On the way up there Ben kept telling us that he hoped no one saw what happened, and Tanner and I kept agreeing. When we finally got to the Hotel room Tanner apologized to us and saying stuff like, "I never thought he would ever do that, I am so sorry!" and things like that.

I told him, "Im sorry that we didn't dare him to delete the video with no strings attached."

Tanner was in a state of shock and was looking down at the Pool area. Our parents weren't there (thank god) and Jacob was no longer in the Jacuzzi. I noticed Tanner having an erection and I commented on it, he then asked me, "Do you really feel bad about what just happened?"

I told him "Yea, I would never have been able to do that. You seriously got some balls there."

He looked at me and took off his trunks, he went onto the padio and lied down naked, Ben was in the bathroom and I didn't know what to do so I went outside to Tanner and asked him why he is naked.

When I did ask he simply said, "I dare you to blow me while I am lying down right here, if Ben walks out while you are sucking me then you must give him one too."

I was scared because this was in the public but not nearly as public as Tanner. I agreed after a few quick seconds and started to suck his dick. Luckly since he was a kid, he went fast and I felt it come out. Luckly when I was done Ben wasn't out yet so I told tanner, "Okay, done, but I dare you to never tell anyone else okay?"

Tanner agreed and we went back inside, he didnt get dressed and when Ben came out it was a surprise to him. But after not too much discussion we stayed in our rooms till our parents came to get us and by that time we were all showered up and dressed. We didn't play a game for the rest of the vacation because we were afraid that something else like that would occur.

polarsbane 05-13-2010 09:09 PM

wow that was really exciting. When can we expect your next installment?

Funny pie 05-13-2010 09:54 PM

I have no idea. I like am done, that is basically my life (so far). I mean, Ethan comes over once in a while and we do Truth or Dare, but thats about it, nothing story worthy. Memorial weekend maybe... I got some friends of Ethans coming over, if we end up playing Ill try my best to remember it all and put it in a story. =P

Funny pie 05-21-2010 11:15 PM

This just finished happening an hour ago.
 
Okay so the following takes place tonight (Friday Night) at my house with Brian (from the strip basketball story).

It was a normal weekend, we had decided to just hang out that night because we haven't hung out in a while. We were playing Call of Duty and we were waiting for my folks to leave, at about 4:30 they finally left. The second we heard the garage door close Brian asked me, "Call of Duty Dare?"

I knew what this ment, we've played it before.The rules are as follows: The players switch off playing mulitplayer online, they do Hardcore TD, everytime a person dies they lose an article of clothing. When you die after you are naked you do 5 dares. The game ends immediatly after someone loses all their clothing and has to do the dares, all players must stay in what they are wearing.

He handed me the controller, and told me to go first. We got into a game fairly quickly, I chose to use an assault rifle, thinking that it would be easiest, also it was the only class with cold-blooded. I got a few kills and called in a predator missle, however, when I was finished using it we noticed I was on a different spot of the map, I looked and I had 1 death. I took off my sandles and continued playing. I ran out of the my spawn area to a building that only had an upstairs, the second I got up there a claymore killed me, I took off my jacket. Brian was carefully watching the screen, I went back to playing. I got two lucky kills in a row, then I made a sharp left and ran into a guy who tacked knifed me, I took off my shirt. I could feel brian scanning me. Right when I spawned I was in an area where I wanted to be, I took out akimbo machine pistols and waited in a corner. After about 30 seconds the beeping sound came on and I noticed that there was only about 30 seconds left in the game, with that I decided to get as many kills as possible in the short time. I ran out and killed 3 people, and kept sprinting. Unfortunatly for me, as I was sprinting a guy came out of the corner and I couldn't draw my gun in time; I died. Also, I was the game losing kill. Everyone saw me sprinting and slowly take up my gun as I died.

I handed Brian the controller and told him it was his turn. He took the controller and saied, "You died, take off another peice of clothing."

I was reluctant, but I did it. I took off my shorts and was left in my boxers with a small tent.

Brian started playing, he was still playing HC TD, and he chose the same class as me with an assault riffle and cold-blooded. For a good 2 minutes he was 5-0 and after he ran into a corner he called his predator missle; he got another kill. After a while he finally died, and took off his shoes, but as soon as he was done taking them off one of his allies died and his Martydom killed him. So he had to take off his socks also. He started running around again and got another 3 kills, then out of no where a lucky noob tube came in threw the window and killed him. He took off his shirt and kept playing. After spawning in the perfect spot he got a 5 kill streak, and had called his Predator missle in on somewhere random in which he got another two kills. He called in his harriers and this was not for the better, although he got two more kills with them he also killed himself; he took off his pants. We were on even playing fields, both in our boxers. There winning team needed atleast 10 more kills and the losing team (his) needed 21, he was very nervous. He spawned, and camped. This time he would not be so lucky. It just so happened that when he finally got himself settled another random grenade came in and blew him to pieces. Brian was naked and the winning team now needed only another 3 kills. I was staring at the score, and brian was just trying not to draw attention to himself. The game ended and his score was, 18-5 and he was naked. But, because he didn't die one more time he didn't need to take a dare.

He got up, showing off his 6" boner and handed the controller to me. I had a small tent obviously showing in my boxers and the way Brian was sitting was not helping.

I got thrown into a game and the milisecond I spawned a harrier killed me; apperently Brian changed the class that I thought had cold-blooded.

I looked at him and he said, "You died."

I sighed and then slid my boxers down exposing my 4" erection. I did my best playing and trying to cover up, it wasn't easy. I only had one life left and if I died before the game was over I'd have to do a dare. The winning team need 7 kills and the time was 2 minutes. It was extremley close game, I had to camp until the game was over, that way Brian would definatly have to do the dares and I wouldn't. I respawned, no cold-blooded, this wasn't gonna be easy. I aimed my pistols at the entrance and just prayed for a grenade to not come through the door. I was waiting, no kills, one death, 56 seconds on the clock, and 4 kills away. Two guys walked in, I shot them both down, bad news? They were allies. Now I was at -2, but still only 1 death.

Ding, the 10 second mark was hit, only a few more seconds until the game was over.

3 dings later, and I freaked out, an ally walked through the door, I acciedently fired and he went down. -3, I died. Brian started to giggle and I had to take dares.

I looked at him and he said, "I dare you to put on your boxers, and then I get to give you any wedgie that I want."

I quietly agreed and put on my boxers.

He told me to follow him and walked me over to the stairs, he got out a stool and told me to stand on it. I did and he grabbed the my boxers and pulled them onto the banister. He then told me to stay still, he then got out a large roll of duct tape, he used a good amount to tape and lock in the boxers to the banister. Then he simply kicked the stool our from under me and I feel a good 2" before my boxers snagged me and held me up. Brian started to laugh really hard and took a few pictures of all around me and said, "I'll show you these when your done, they're hilarious!"

The pain was overwhelming and I asked him, "Can I get down now?"

He told me, "No, your next dare is to jack off while in the wedgie, I'll film it and then show you when your done."

I was almost about to cry, but I held the tears back. I slowly manuvered my arm to my crotch and somehow managed to masterbate. After about a minute of painful feelings I felt myself about to cum, the pain actually made it more enjoyable and I came. I was in esctasy. "Okay man! Dare three!"

He placed his phone on the table and grabbed the stool. He put it infront of me and said, "SUCK!!"

I basically hugged his body with his boner in my mouth. I started to suck and when we watched the video later It looked like I was swinging.

It didn't take him long to blow and I felt it. He then told me, "Okay, now you can get out of your boxers, however, that is only when you think you can cum again."

I was confused but I thought I was good to go. So I struggled to get out, and eventually they ripped far enough for me to get out of them. When I did he led me into my room, he said, "Okay, for dare 4, you finger yourself with your left hand and jackoff with your right. If you can't cum again then you will face my own punishment. I didn't know what it was and when I asked he said, well its worse then anything you could imagine.

I inserted my finger in my anus and started to jack off.

Three minutes later and my penis started to hurt and turn red. But luckly, a little cum came out, and I wouldn't have to face his punishment.

He then told me, "Okay, last dare. I dare you to pose naked, showing off your penis and a little of your ass. I will not delete this picture, but I will not post it anywhere."

It may sound strange, but I actually trust Brian. I asked him where and he told me to lie on the couch, he then positioned me so you could see half my face, one ass cheek and my limp penis. He took it and showed me it.

While I threw away the boxers I came in, and threw away the duct tape, I noticed Brian on the computer. I looked at what he was doing and I noticed he was enhancing the picture. It looked like a professional photographer took it. He then sent it as an email to himself and closed the computer. He said, all done. Thanks.

And besides my ass, balls and penis hurting and red, I thought it was a decient night.

Demon Thief 05-23-2010 09:01 AM

Nice update, dude.

I hope you post more stories.

Funny pie 05-30-2010 11:34 PM

A change
 
Okay, well tomorrow is Memorial day, well in 30 minutes for me anyway... Whatever, anyways, Ethans parents at the last moment thought it would be 'great' to change thier plans for memorial day....They are in Vegas... But! it is not all bad! My family and I are now going to hang out with another family, and this one is some people I have never introduced before, its going to be very interesting because... well, I have never played Truth or Dare with them, so if something happens tomorrow then I'll post it. Oh! And, were not at our house, the families are meeting at a little area my family found, its a lake (dont know the name) and it is pretty seculded, all the better. Also, I know a place that is totally away from everything so we can play there, hopefully. Ill post the story as soon as possible!

Dicedarefan666 06-01-2010 12:17 AM

Wow, why'd you run out in Hardcore TDM? Those lobbies are just giant campfests. They couldn't be any campier if you cooked hotdogs over an open fire, slept in a tent and told ghost stories... If you just put on cold blooded pro and ninja pro and did the dead body dance in a random hiding spot on the map you could go 0-0 every game.

You should play FFA instead, I think it's much harder to stay alive in those lobbies, although I have pulled off a flawless FFA or 2, so it's not impossible. Plus I think it's more fun.

But as for the story, well it's a little gay for my taste, but reading about the CoD was interesting, and I may just keep reading for the hell of it.

Funny pie 06-02-2010 10:14 PM

Okay, so... I have it written, except after proofreading it, I think it does t sound right, also what happened it complicated, so I'll post it probably tomorrow or this weekend.

Hunanic 06-03-2010 07:16 PM

Im pumped for it, good story keep em up

tordmaster 06-12-2010 07:34 PM

trynna post more or naww?

Funny pie 06-18-2010 11:41 AM

Okay, the ending is something I never wanted or expected, however, it did happen. If you read the entire thing, and don't like the ending then don't read it or comment on it. Anyways, enjoy...

Well the plan was to hang out with Ethan at our house, have a BBQ, swim and*Truth or Dare*while our parents were none the wiser. But, the plan has changed and now we are hanging with some friends of my parents. They have twin sons, 14 (my age) and they are bringing a friend who is 14 also. The twins names are Freddy, he is about 3 inches taller then me and has dark hair. The other twin is named Stephen, he is around 2 inches taller then me and his hair is dark however a shade or two lighter then Freddy's. Their friends name is Jack and he is my height and he has blonde hair.*

My parents woke me up at about 10:00 and told me to get my*bathing suit*on and other clothes ready, apparently we needed to be at the lake at 11. So I got my swimsuit on and put some other clothes in a bag. I brushed my teeth and walked downstairs, I had a small bowl of cereal and then got into the car ready to go. We left right at 10:30 and we talked about what we would be doing at the lake.

We got there as planned at 11:00 and set up a few fold-able chairs and tables. Then we unpacked the towels, and the sun umbrellas. A few minutes after everything was set up Johnny and Stephen got there, along with their family and Jack. They got unpacked pretty quickly and Johnny, Stephen, Jack, and I all ran into the lake for swimming. It was pretty fun, we raced each other and had a football and threw that around. After around an hour and a half of just swimming and what-not I causally brought up, "Hey, Stephen, wanna make a bet?"

"Sure, what ya got?" he replied.

"Okay, I'm gonna throw this ball as hard as I can, if you miss we all get to dare you to do something, and you can't back out. If you catch it, then you throw it to me, if I miss then all of you get to dare me."

"Uhh....Okay! Sounds good! Everyone else want to do it?"

"Sure!" Jack replied.

"I'm in!" Freddy said.

"Okay," I announced, "get ready!"

I aimed really high in the air, wanting to get the sun in his eyes so it would be harder for him to catch it. I threw it with all my strength in the air. It had a very nice arch, I really didn't think he could catch it, but, after it hitting him square in the chest he was able to catch it. Next it was my turn, he told me, "GO!"

And he threw it as fast as he could right at me.

Now, I am only about 5' 3", not very tall, also I am very skinny and really weak. As soon as the ball made contact with my chest, it threw me back half a foot into the water. This also causing me to drop the ball.*

"HA! Dude, you missed!" Stephen told everyone. "Okay, guys, come close! Lets think of a dare!"*

I was really embarrassed but at least now I knew that they wanted to play this game. And after a few minutes Jack yelled out to me. "Okay, John, you have to take off your trunks and swim as far as you can. Then swim back, when you come back you can put your trunks on."

Now, this had somewhat surprised me, that they already got into the naked dare, but I was also wise, I knew that if I left my trunks I'd have to do something else for them to get it back. So, I stripped off my trunks, keeping as much of myself underwater as possible and swam far away, and yes, my butt was probably very visible.

When I felt like my arms started to hurt I started to swim back. It took me a few minutes, and I knew I was swimming slower. When I got there I showed them that my trunks were still off of me and then told them that I was done. I then proceeded to put my suit on.

"Well guys," I started, "That was fun, want to keep playing this game or you want to just play Dare?" (Getting rid of the entire truth aspect)

Everyone liked the idea, mostly Jack, he kept trying to get the twins to do it by saying things like, "Cmon guys! lets do it!!!!" and, "You know you want to!"

They finally agreed and I asked, "Who's first?"

After a second of deciding Jack volunteered, "Okay, Freddy, I dare you to flash us all your pubes!"

We all started laughing except for Freddy, but I was also happy because I had some pubes but the ones that were there were very light and it looked like I didn't have any."

Freddy undid the knots on his swim suit and then lowered it a little so his pubes were showing. They were dark and the same colour as his hair, we all stared and laughed. And after a few seconds he put his suit back up. He looked at jack and said, "Alright man, I'm gonna get you back! I dare you to moon us and I get to spank you!"

Jack shrugged and he lowered his trunks so that his entire white ass was facing us. Freddy walked over to him and smacked him as hard as he could. Jack let out a little squeal and then put his shorts back up. He looked at me and said, "John, I dare you to take flash us your private parts!"

I feel like I am always the first one to do the start of something, whatever. "Okay." I lowered the front of my trunks so that my penis and my balls were visible. I had a semi and they all laughed at it and Jack said, "OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SOO SMALL!" I was mostly erect at around 3 and a half inches. They were all laughing when I got kind of angry and looked at Stephen, he hasn't had to do anything yet so I figured it was a good time to start. "I dare you to take off your trunks and keep them off."

Stephan was happy to do it and showed us his 6" fully erect dick. He waved it in front of me and said, "Jealous?"*

I was really embarrassed and kinda started to wish I didn't play it with these guys. Then Stephan said to everyone. "Okay, this is a group dare, we all compare sizes, smallest has to take a dare from everyone once before he can start daring someone else."

Everyone agreed, now knowing I was the smallest. We all stood in a circle, Stephan already naked told us to strip. Jack was the first one naked, then I, then Freddy. Freddy was around 6", same as his brother, maybe a little bigger. Jack was 5" and I was around 4", but still I was the smallest and was now a dare dummy.

"Haha this is gonna be fun!" Jack said as he laughed, "Okay, first before we dare you, everyone else can get dressed.”

They took their time getting dressed and then they focused their attention back at me and Jack began with, "John, I dare you to do a dead mans float until everyone has dared you at least once!"

I went to my back and balanced my self so that my dick was in the air for everyone to laugh at. "My turn!" Stephan said, "Okay, John you were telling us about a secret spot earlier? Well I dare you to lead us over there, except you have show us the way the same way you are right now!"

“No way!” I was really embarrassed, “Its over there, Ill take you guys there, but not the way as I am right now.”

“Where?”

“We have to go back on land, then walk about 5 minutes. And Im not going there because our parents are there.”

“Okay, okay, fine. You don't have to go naked, but you must have a boner, and you can't cover it up.”

“Fine, follow me.”I put on my trunks and started to walk towards the spot. As we started to approach land my erection got bigger and I felt like it was very noticeable, but I kept walking as fast as possible praying that no one would see or ask. And I was lucky, no one saw us, I slowed down when we got farther away and I looked down, my erection was bigger then I've ever seen it; at least 5 inches.

We were walking for five minutes in almost complete silence until Jack spoke up. “Okay, looks like we are far enough away to start daring. John, how much farther away is your spot?”

“About five more minute walk, or a two minute jog.”

“Two minute jog?” asked Jack. “Okay, how about we have a race, we all strip naked, last one there has to do an extra dare.”

Everyone stripped down, we were all naked holding our clothes. Jack started to talk a little louder, “Okay, two things, when I'll count down to one, when I say one we all go. Two, no tripping, or grabbing, if that happens the person who did it will automatically lose.”

We all agreed and Jack started to count down, “Three.....Two.....ONE!”

Everyone started sprinting, no one wanted to be last, especially me. I already had to take three dares before I could even dare anyone. Also, Jack seemed to be a master mind at this.

I sprinted as fast as I could. It was somewhat difficult with my semi flopping everywhere, but I guess everyone had that problem. I was in second, behind Stephan, Freddy behind me and Jack in last. As soon as he the area was in site I knew it was the last second or two. I kept my speed up and knew I wouldn't get in last.

Then, out of no where, Jack flew by me and not even a second after him was Freddy. I was in last, this wasn't acceptable, I started to move even faster. My legs were dying, I couldn't believe how fast I was running. I passed Stephan, and was close behind Freddy. Then, out of no where, it got dark. We made it to the cliff, or well to be more precise, under it. I was in third, Stephan last, Freddy second and Jack first. I was just happy to not be last.

“Okay, Stephan,” Jack was barely able to talk, we all ran as fast as possible. “you were last. You have to do an extra dare. But that can wait, John, you are gonna be dared by all of us first, shrimp dick.”

I didn't think the name was necessary, but I still agreed, and I told them, “Well, Stephan already dared me. So Freddy, you get to dare me.”

They all understood, and Freddy dared me. “I dare you to let me give you a wedgie, you can't take it out unless dared otherwise.”

I told him okay lets do it. He told me, “Okay, lie belly on the floor and don't move.”

I agreed and lied on my stomach. He sat down with his feet on my shoulders, he grabbed my swim trunks and then pulled. This wedgie was worse then the one I got by Brian, and I felt like my balls ripped and my ass was in two. It really hurt.

But, at least now it was my turn. I looked at Jack, wanting to get him back, so I dared him to, “Strip naked and masterbate for 2 minutes, if you cum you have to be dared five times each.”

He grew a smile and stripped naked. He started to wank fairly slow. Not putting anything into it. He didn't moan, speed up, make a facial expression or anything. Two minutes later he let go and asked if he could get dressed again, I told him no.

“Whatever.” he said, “Anyways, Stephen, I dare you to get naked and let all of slap you on your ass as hard as we can.”

He took off his trunks and showed us his ass. Jack went first and smacked it as hard as he could. He let out a little whimper, then Freddy's turn, when he hit Stephen let out a moan. Then it was my turn, I aimed right for where the other two hit and when I hit him he let out a loud moan. He turned around and we all started laughing, he had a massive erection and some precum coming out of it.

He still had one dare left and Freddy took advantage of his brother. “I dare you to masterbate until you cum.”

Stephen sat down on the sand and started to wank. After about fifty seconds he cam, it went everywhere.

Not being the most delightful smell, we moved away from that area. Stephen then started, “John, I dare you to let us all ball tap you once.”

“Uhh, what?” I was confused, I had no idea what that meant.

“Easy,” said Stephen, “let me go first, don't scream and you'll find out.”

I nodded and Stephen used the back of his hand and in one quick slapping motion he hit me right in the balls. It hurt more then I ever could have believed possible. Then Jack came up to me and flicked me with his middle finger, this stung like crazy. Then, lastly, was Freddy, he came up and did one quick slap with his hand and it made me go numb. The wedgie that was there did not help my balls, it was extremely uncomfortable.

After around two minutes, I got my composure back... kinda, and was ready to dare again. I looked at the one who caused me the most pain, Freddy, and dared him, “to strip naked and sit against the rocks for five minutes. We'll continue the game over there.”

Now, why did I dare him this? Well, those rocks are very jagged, far away from the ocean and is facing the sunlight.

Freddy was naked and walking towards the rocks, He sat on the one I jestured to and exactly a second after he sat on it he started to scream. It was hot. I put my hand on it, at least over a hundred. He grabbed his balls and his penis and put them in his hand, not wanting to get burned there apperently.

He was in a superior amount of pain, I think I may have went overboard. After two minutes I realized it was too much and I told him, “Freddy, you can get off now.”

He hopped off and jumped into the ocean. He stayed in there for a minute or two and swam back to us, his ass was red, but it didn't look too bad (the burn, not his ass).

“Damn, okay” Freddy started, “John, I dare you to be blind folded and let each of us do whatever we want to you got two minutes each.”

“How are you gonna blind fold me?”

“Simple.” Freddy said, he then grabbed his swimsuit and tied them around my face. I couldn't see or hear. But I could still talk and breath, so Freddy added before he blinded and deafen me, “Oh, and if you yell, say no, or ask who is doing what to you. You will not like the results.”

I was literally shaking in my wedgie. It was very dark, everything around me, the voices and the sound of the ocean were just muffled sounds, everything was inaudible. Then, it started.

Someone was rubbing my ass. It wasn't too bad until I realized what that person was doing. He was digging. He finally got through the wedgie and had a finger in my ass. This made me moan, and I would have yelled if not, screamed, if that wasn't going to bring something worse.

But after a second or two he stopped and backed out. Then I felt a hand going down the front of the wedgie. It was heading towards my erection.

Their hand was on my cock and I felt them roughly jacking it. But that wasn't going anywhere and he pulled his hand out. Then he started to massage my balls and boner through the wedgie, not in it. This caused me to moan, this time in a scared pleasure.

Then I heard something, and the hand stopped. I guess two minutes were up.

I then felt someone push me on the ground, I didn't say anything and just let them do whatever. Then I felt the wedgie tighten, the person was giving me a bigger wedgie. This was killing me.

After a minute or so of that pain, I felt something near my mouth, I felt the person open my mouth and then close it. I then had two hands on my cheeks, making me sucking on what I am guessing were those persons balls. That was over and someone else started immediately. They took my wedgie off, much to my relief and stood me up. Walked me over to a shady spot and put me on my knees. I then felt a hand on my back and I had my hands on the sand.

Then I felt something on my ears, They were letting me hear, and I heard this person whisper, “Get ready.”

Then I felt it. I got penetrated. This was worse then the wedgie, worse then the ball taps, worse then the finger. This was the worst. And one of the other horrific parts of this? That person was in me, had one hand on my back and their other was jacking me off. This was the worst thing I could ever have experienced. Luckily, it was over before whoever it was came inside me.

As soon as it was over I walked over to my trunks, found my watch and saw the time. We got dressed and went home. I never told anyone, and I never forgot, I now know that I will never play with those three again. That was the worst experience of my life, and I will never relive it.

Duckman91 06-28-2010 10:57 PM

awesome
 
please if you have any more stories, post them! this is awesome to read!!! :D:D:D

Funny pie 08-23-2010 04:39 PM

Have no fear, I am back! I'll hopefully be posting a day or two of my week and a half with Brian, sometime soon.

Duckman91 08-24-2010 10:35 PM

I can't wait! Duckman91 is really looking foward to the next part :D

Funny pie 08-27-2010 01:02 AM

Sorry I have been gone for so long, however, I have made a rather large story so enjoy! This will be a few episodes long as it is multiple days in a row. Here is the first day!

Date: Monday, July 26, 2010

It is currently 9 in the morning. My mom comes into my room and tells me to go downstairs, and say good bye to the family. When I arrive downstairs with my mom, my Dad and sister are at the dining table eating breakfast.

My dad explains to me, “John, as you know, mom and I have a lot of work to do within the next 2 weeks, long nights at the office to get everything ready. We wont be home often, you know the neighbors are there if you need anything, also our office is only a 30 minute drive. We will always be able to get a hold of. We will be back on Saturday, hopefully around noon. And as for your sister, she is going up north with a few friends; she will be back in two weeks.”

“Okay,” I replied, “you also know Brian will be staying over with me to keep me company yea?”

My Mom answered, “Yes, we know. Okay, we must be going. When will Brian be here?”

“Around 12, hopefully.”

“Alright,” my dad said, “Well we are all leaving now. Remember, don't answer the door for anyone but Brian, also call us and the neighbors every night to make sure everything is okay.”

“Okay Dad. Love you guys, bye!”

“Love you!”

“Bye!”

“See ya John!” (That one was my sister.)


(Same day, 12:00 pm)

*Doorbell*

I run over to the door extremely excited, knowing where the day is going, I only am wearing boxers, however, just to be safe I put a pair of pants and a shirt next to the door.

I look through the peep hole in the door, I notice Brian. He looked taller, around the same height as me now!I look through around him and I notice: a backpack, a suit case, a pillow, and a sleeping bag. A little to the left I see a car driving away, and I notice no one else is near Brian or across the street. I open the door and grab his suitcase for him, “Nice boxers.” he said to me.

“Yea, well we both know how this was gonna end up anyway, yea?”

“True. Anyone home?”

“Just me and the dog.”

“Alright, so wanna start dares now?” Brian asked.

“Well actually, you remember that site that I showed you a while ago?”

“Some dare website?”

“Yeah. Well, I put on our situation a few days ago, and last time I checked we got a few suggestions for dares, wanna check the site and do one that someone dared us?”

“Sure!”

Brian and I both ran upstairs into my room and hopped onto the computer. I loaded the getDare and entered in my account name. I went to the page and said, “Okay, so I am Funny pie, and everyone else on here has dared us to do something. Look we have 4 dares already! So, lets see which to do first.”

After a moment of reading and looking through the dares Brian announced he had one he wanted to do. “Lets start off with the first part of what Cheesy dared us, then lets do Norse Fires dare. After we shower we can go back and see what to do.”

“Okay,” I agreed, “sounds good. Shower first then? This way.”

We walked into the my bathroom and I turned on the shower. As the water was heating up, I took off my boxers, my penis already at half erection. Brian stared at me and got undressed. He paused at his boxers, then slowly slid them down. He was shy, he didn't have an erection, all though he did have a lot of hair; I still only had a tiny bit of hair.

“Wow, you've grown.” he mentioned to me.

I actually noticed that my penis had grown, from the 4ish inches it used to be to 5. “Yea,” I said, “and you got A LOT of hair!”

“Well, it happens.” He smiled, and opened the shower door.

We both got into the shower. It was very cramped, and the way we got in his pubes tickled my bum.

It was weird doing it at first, I handed him the soap and told him to wash me first. He put a little of the brown liquid soap into his hand and rubbed it all over my back. Gradually he began to go lower, on my ass, after a second or two he went into my crack for a second. Then he bent down, and started to soap up the back of my legs. When he got back up I felt his erection on my ass. He told me to turn around.

I turned around and looked down, his erection and my erection might as well have been having a staring contest. They weren't touching, however they were like less than an inch away from each other. And that is when I noticed it. Little Brian, was now not only my height, but he also had a bigger erection then I did! Mine was around 5 inches but his was atleast 6.

He started to wash my chest. This made me feel good, cause it was kind of like a massage, it made me go into a semi. I rather had wanted it not to grow much, cause I thought it would be weird for our dicks to touch. But I knew in these quarters that I would probably happen.

Then, I felt it. The soft touch of the soapy hands that Brian was using were gradually going lower, this made me grow even more. Right as he hit my pubic area he started to feel around my pubes, this made me blow up. I went to full 5 inches right away and our dicks touched. He saw it and I saw it, and there ways nothing we can do about it. As soon as it happened, he didn't move away and looked my face, and smiled.

Brian then went on his knees and started applied the soap on my boner. It felt great, but also weird. It wasn't like he was jerking me off, but just rubbing. When he was at the tip, he rubbed it a little, and then with one hard rub down my shaft with both his hands he reached my balls. From then on I was numb. I really didn't care, the good part was over.

Then he told me it was his turn. I got the soap and started rubbing the back of his neck and his back. He made sounds that anyone could tell that he was enjoying it. However, I wasn't enjoying it as much as he was. Unlike how he probably was, I wasn't gay, I am bi curious, but I’m not really gay.
I rubbed on the soap on his ass and then kept going down.

I told him to turn around, I stood up and it happened again, our dicks touched. He had a grin, I didn't. I like Brian, hes a cool guy, and no one I'd rather really play Truth or Dare with, but I am kinda claustrophobic, and I just wanted to get out of the super cramped space. I hurried down his chest, and his abs.

Then I went on my knees and started to rub the soap on his private areas. It was over faster for him then it was for me. But he still enjoyed every second of it. When I was done we rinsed off all remaining soap.

“John,” he said, “I dare us to not dry off after the shower.”

“So stay wet?”

“Yeah, until we naturally dry off.”

“Alright,” I agreed, “so we stay naked then?”

He nodded. I turned the water off and we stepped out of the shower.

Both of us were dripping with water, and we both had an erection. I asked him what to do now, and he said, “Well, let's check the dares!”

“Okay, so how about we do hmosop's dare?”

“Which part?” I asked.

“How about the cum games now and then tomorrow we can do the waking up and counting dares!”

“Okay, sounds good, so cup or cookie?”

“Cookie!” he yelled.

We were still both dripping wet, walked downstairs to the kitchen, I reached into the jar and grabbed a cookie. I asked him where we were gonna do this and he asked, “Why not on the floor right here?”

I didn't think of any reason why not and we sat down. We were sitting opposite of each other on our knee's about 3 inches away from the cookie. He counted down, “3! 2!..........GO!”

And we both started pumping, looking down at our own junk and that at each others, it was only a matter of time. After about 30 seconds I felt myself close. 20 more seconds I started to moan, I was super close! But, I wasn't thinking. When I moan, its not just for my benefit, it also apparently helped out Brian, cause as soon as I was done moaning, he let out a loud moan; I looked at him, as I was still jerking, and I watched him cum. Right as I saw the first load shoot out of him, I came too. After a few seconds it was all over.

We were both just catching our breaths. We were still all wet, and we had just jerked off together, kind of a lot to take in. But after a moment or two he said to me, “I came first!”

I relaxed, and admitted defeat, “Yep. Im just glad both of our cum missed the cookie!”

His cum was actually on me, it all went on me and a little on the floor below me. He shot about 6 inches. Mine went way left for some reason, and about 5 inches away. The cookie was left untouched, luckily for me; so I picked it up and ate it with no troubles.

But after I finished eating the cookie I asked him, “So, whats gonna happen now?”

“Well,” he started to say, “I think your my slave for today! First we can't have you like that! Your gonna have to shave your pubes! I don't want a hairy slave!”

With that said I walked into the bathroom and I put on some shaving cream on my pubes. It was weird, I've only shaved my face once before, so this would be tricky.

I lathered on the cream and took out a razor. Then I gently started to shave. It felt weird, I had never shaved or even trimmed down there. I only shaved my face once, and my dad did it for me. Lucky for my, I guess, I have a good memory.

It took a few minutes but I had my entire pubic hair shaved. Clean as a whistle and smooth as a newly shaved pubic area.

I washed the rest of the cream away and put on some lotion. When I walked out, I was dry from the shower but I was still naked, and now totally hairless minus my head.

“Wow, very clean, boy. Now, lets go downstairs, I got a surprise--”

*Phone rings*

“Uhh, I think I'd be best if I got it.” I said.

I walked over to the phone and picked it up. “Hello?”

“Hey John! It's Mom, just checking in, how are you guys?”

“We're fine. Just watching some TV and playing some video games.”

“That's great dear. Oh, it's almost dinner time.” I checked the clock, it was already 4:30. “I left 60 dollars on the table, fill free to order a pizza or something, but remember, that money has to last you 5 days; so spend wisely!”

“Will do mom. Love you, and tell dad the same. Bye.”

I hung up the phone and was questioned by Brian, I told him what was said and we continued our game.

“Okay, downstairs for your surprise first, then we will order a pizza or something.”

I nodded, and we walked downstairs. He told me to sit on the couch and wait for him to be back.

After a few seconds or so Brian said, “Okay, Slave, answer me these questions, when they are all answered, depending on if I like the answer or not, your gonna have a surprise. Now, first question. Where are your neighbors to the right of you right now?”

(I live on the end of a col-de-sac, with only one neighbor, to the right of my house. My neighbors go to my school, there are 3 girls, a Mom and a Dad. One of the girls are 10, one of them is my age, one is 4 years older then me.)

“Uhh,” I said, I really hate public dares, and I really don't want to go outside like this. However, my answers have to be truthful or else this could be really bad. “I think they are home.”

“Okay, next question. How high are your walls?”

“I'm gonna guess 8 feet.”

“Okay, and last question, when was the last time you went into the back yard?”

I was puzzled, but truth is always the best. “Right before you came over. To clean the dog poo.”

“Alright! Actually, one more question, where is your dog?”

I didn't bother answering, I just yelled “SAM!!! COME HERE BOY!!”

As soon as the words came out, my 9 month old Golden Retriever came galloping out from the other side of my house. He ran up to me and was eying my naked self, I was just petting him waiting for Brian.

“Sam there?”

“Yea, Sam is here.” I replied.

Brian then walked out from behind the kitchen, he was fully dressed and even wearing flip-flops. He walked to the couch and I realized he had a leash and Sam's collar.

“You're taking Sam for a walk?”

Brian was grinning devilishly. He kept walking closer to Sam and I, and handed me the collar. I started to put it on Sam when Brian corrected me. “No no no! You see, Sam is still a puppy, he needs to be taught what a big boy dog does! So, your gonna show him! First, by putting on the collar.”

I now know why he wanted Sam here, but maybe it was a joke? He just wanted to put a collar on me and a leash?

I put on the collar and he told me to get on all fours like a dog. I got on my hands and knees and waited. Brian then sat on my back like I was a horse and put the leash on me.

He got up and tugged on the leash which then pulled up on the collar, which hurt more then I thought it would.

I started to follow him and he said to me, “Sit!” I then sat like a dog would, and then he said, “Stay!”

He dropped the leash and walked out the back door took a look around and then said “Heel!”

I stuck my head out the door to check my surroundings. Left-side, only a mountain nothing to worry about. In front of me, grass and a pool farther down. Right-side, a wall and not too far beyond that my neighbors house. Their house, on the side facing us, had all their windows covered, but they all had the lights on. I assumed that if we didn't make too much noise, they wouldn't see us.

I slowly made my way out onto the grass to where Brian was calling for me. When I did he grabbed the collar and patted my back and said, “Good boy.” Then proceeded to call out for Sam. Sam came galloping out of the house. And stopped right beside me. Then Brian told me, “Alright, now, whatever happens, happens, and will continue to happen. Do you understand?”

“Uhh, not really...” I answered.

“Okay, if anything happens, John, let it happen. Don't stop it. Clear?”

“Clear.”

“Oh, and if you speak anymore, you will be punished when we go back inside. Understand?”

I nodded.

“Good. Now, its been a while since you used the bathroom. So, its time to make potty!”

I gave him a look that I thought said, 'are you serious??'

He was.

He took me to the center of the grass and said, “Sam isn't potty trained, you need to teach him to pee like a dog.”

I thought this was crazy, There is no way the wall would cover any part of me, if the neighbors even looked out there window for a second they would clearly see me, naked, peeing. But, I had no choice.

I lifted my leg and tried to pee. However, it was somewhat difficult. It was fairly cold out, my balls suffered from shrinkage and I was kind of erect. It took a minute or two, but finally a little piss came out. When I started Brian said, “Good boy!” and gave me a pat on the head. As I was still peeing I felt something weird. It felt so weird I couldn't pee anymore. I turned my head and saw Sam sniffing my butt.

It was so awkward, but I wasn't allowed to react. I had to keep peeing. I closed my eyes and continued the best I could. Went I felt Sam's warm breath coming out of his mouth, I stopped again, and pretended I was done peeing.

I pretended not to be totally creeped out from the warm breath, and looked up at Brian who looked at me and Sam, smiled, and then started to say, “Stay, I'll be right back.” and walked into the house.

A moment later he came back out and had a jar of peanut butter. He opened it up and said lie down, on your back. I lied down, and it was very annoying, grass is very irritating. Just then I a drop of peanut butter put on the center of my chest. Right as it hit Sam walked over and started licking it up.

It was a very weird sensation. When the peanut butter was gone Brian said, “Stay still.” I looked up and notice Brian dipped his entire left hand in the peanut butter, when he took his hand out he bent down and said, “Don't move,say anything, or react, or else you get the punishment.”

That's when I felt his entire hand covered in peanut butter gripping my balls. He was petting them so they were entirely coated in peanut butter.

When he lifted his hand he sat down next to me and watched.

Sam was licking my balls. It felt extremely weird, I had a huge urge to laugh, but I didn't want any form of punishment. Then Sam's tongue wrapped around my balls. I was pretty much shaking and almost on the verge of laughing, but I kept myself from laughing.

After a few minutes when I was 'clean', Brian told me, “Well, one last thing, but lets go inside.”

He took the leash and led us inside. Right before I went inside I looked at my neighbors house, I noticed one of their windows uncovered, however the light wasn't one and I couldn't see anyone; there would be time to worry about that later.

When we got in, Brian took off my collar and said, “Your able to talk but you are still my slave. Now! I'm hungry lets have pizza, call them!”

I went over to the phone and ordered an extra large pizza with peperoni and pineapple, the girl said it'd be there in 30 minutes or less.

I relayed the information to Brian who was happy to hear it. “I always eat best when naked. John! Undress me!”

I thought it was stupid and he was joking then he raised his hands and I took his shirt off for him. Then I kneeled down to unbutton his shorts and then took them off. Then I gripped his boxers and slid them off of his body. When he was naked I stood up and asked him, “Now what? We still got a while till the pizza.”

“Well, we will watch TV till the pizza guy is there.”

“Okay, I'll go get dressed so I can--”

“Oh, no no no no. Were gonna be naked, until the pizza guy comes here, then maybe we will get dressed.”

I was pretty creeped out... 'Maybe we will get dressed??' I thought.

We sat on the sofa and watched some Simpsons until the door rang. I ran up to the door, about to open it when he asked, “What does the Pizza guy look like?”

I looked through the hole and saw “a guy who looks 16 or so..”

“Okay, tell him one second and come here.”

“Hey dude” I yelled through the door to the pizza guy, “One sec need to get some money!”

I ran to Brian who started putting a towel on me. “If he asks, you just got out of the shower.”

I felt the towel coming lose, but that's probably what Brian wanted. I gripped the towel with my left hand and had the money in my right. I opened the door and the pizza guy said, “That will be 16.50 and was delivered in....” He noticed my attire, “23 minutes...”

I said, “Sorry, just got out of the shower. Here's the money, keep the change.”

He nodded and smiled then took the pizza out of the holder. It was a HUGE pizza. I had to use both my hands to hold it. And as soon as I got my second hand on the pizza.... Drop went the towel.

I had a massive erection and I couldn't do anything about it. The pizza guy started laughing and closed the door for me.

After we ate the pizza we just watched TV and a movie, naked, but other then that it was normal.

At around 10:00 we decided to go do the first part of Cheesy's dare, and the next morning we would do the first part of hmosop's dare; but that day is for another story!

gayboi25 08-27-2010 04:01 PM

Great story so far! Can't wait to read more of it!!

Demon Thief 09-01-2010 10:24 PM

Excellent, Funny Pie. Possibly your best installment yet.

tordmaster 09-08-2010 07:49 PM

post moooreee i love this so much!

tgqueen2010 09-27-2010 07:27 PM

hey how do you start a new thread?:confused:

Funny pie 09-29-2010 08:21 PM

Okay, so I wrote up the next part. However, I have some serious feelings against it. If you truely really want to read it, PM me your email and I will email it to you. Sorry, but for all who want to hear the rest of this story email me. [email protected] or just PM me.

Funny pie 10-06-2010 05:51 PM

I decided against my last post, here is the second to last part of my story!

Date: Tuesday, July 27, 2010

It was around 9:30 AM and I was woken up to Brian tossing and turning. I tapped him on the back and said, “Wake up, we got a dare to do!”

He turned over to me and said, “Okay, whats the dare?”

I said, “Okay, well, if you gotta boner then I give you a hand job, or vise-versa. If we both got a boner then we 69. And if neither has a boner then we masterbate.”

Brian nodded and I threw the covers off the bed revealing our naked bodies. I had a semi, Brian did not. Before I could even say anything he put his hand on me and started to jack me off really hard.

I was moaning, and within a few minutes I was already cumming.

We got up and cleaned off the bed then walked downstairs to the kitchen to make breakfast. Thats when Brian asked me, “So, any other dares?”

“Well, we can stay naked all day. hmosop's dare was to do that and see how many boners we get throughout the day. And keep count till tonight.”

“Sounds good.” he responded.

We ate breakfast and then later lunch, by the time we were done eating he had one boner and I had none.

We were watching TV and it was around 1:00, just enjoying each others company when Brian asked, “Wanna go outside and do stuff?”

“uhhhh, sure.”

We both got dressed and we walked out the door. We started walking to the park, which was about 30 minutes away. As we were walking Brian asked me, “Wanna do some dares?”

I laughed, “I thought that was the point!”

He was laughing at this point also. “Okay, when we get to the middle of this cross walk, there aren't any cars, when we are there. Im gonna give you a wedgie, you gotta keep it there too!”

“Fine.” I agreed.

When we finally got to the cross walk I looked both ways and noticed that there wasn't one car. We started walking and when we got to the middle, I felt Both of Brians hands go into my underwear and rip it upwards. It was really uncomfortable, but wasn't as bad as some other ones I've had.

We continued walking and when we got to the park I whispered to Brian, “I dare you to go into the bathroom, and take off your underwear and leave it on the middle of the floor.”

Without any form of acknowledgment he walked directly toward the bathroom and a minute or two later he came to me and said, “Done.”

“Okay, part two, get a drink of water.”

He walked over to the water fountain, and started drinking, when he did I walked right behind him and stuck my hand down the back of his pants and I didn't feel any underwear I was satisfied. We walked over to the swings and he asked, “Hows the wedgie?”

I lifted up the back of my shirt to show him my underwear was still half way up my back, “Comfy.” I said.

We just sat there swinging for a couple of minutes, enjoying the weather and finally he asked, “I dare you to take off your pants and throw them on the ground for 2 minutes.”

I thought this was gonna be easy, there weren't really anyone here, and no one in this part. Then he added, “and you can't stop swinging or else!”

That's where it became a tad more difficult. I unhooked my belt, unbuttoned my pants, and unzipped my zipper. Luckily these pants were large on me, so they would gradually fall off. So after a second or two they started slipping down. I hopped and they fell down a little more. Surely my wedgie was visible now. Then little by little, until eventually! My pants were at my ankles. I then kept kicking until they were thrown to the floor.

“Very nice.” Brian commented as he was clapping and staring. “Didn't think you would be able to do that. Timer starts now!”

The seconds were going by extremely slowly, I was wearing boxers but because of the wedgie, my ass cheeks were both visible and my balls and my boner were stuffed up and it was probably very visible.

“John, do you have an erection?”

“Yea,” I replied, “you?”

“Yep.”

The score was that he had 2 and I had 1.

Lucky for me the two minutes went by and no one saw me. But before I went to get my pants I asked, “Brian, what size pants do you wear?”

He told me his answer and I replied, “That’s the same size as me! I dare you to switch pants with me, right here and now.”

Brian looked around, when he saw no one was here he dropped his pants showing off his erection and grabbed my pants and quickly put them on. Then he handed me his pants which I put on.
After that we started walking over to the benches and just sit down and dare each other. There was a three or four minute hike involved, but that was the only way to get to these benches that I know about, where no one can see us but we can see everyone.

When we arrived we sat down and started to talk about random stuff. About the people playing at the basketball courts, only 50 or so feet and downhill from the swings we were just at. The soccer field which was closed because it was all muddy. As we were talking we got bored and decided to walk back home. Except each with a dare. I had to have my pants down in the back showing off my wedgie, and Brian had to keep one hand in the front of his pants.

No one saw us and we safely made it home and the count was at I was at 2 boners and he was at 3. When we were in the house we closed all the blinds and got naked again. We sat on the couch and started playing Call of Duty: MW2.

Later on, at around dinner time Brian asked me, “Hey, I got a great dare!”

He stood up and I was able to tell, he was excited (count for him, at 4). “Okay, so what we are gonna do, is at midnight we go down to the park, fully dressed. Go to the soccer field and then do the boner dare.”

I was intrigued and horrified. “Dude, we can't. The field is covered in mud!”

“My point exactly! We are gonna be too muddy to wear clothes again, we are gonna have to both walk home naked also!”

Just thinking about it got me horny, which kinda scared me (I was at 3).

Well after dinner we continued playing video games, watching TV and eating dessert. Finally, when it was 11:40 he said to me, “Its time!” I noticed how excited he was again (5).

We both got dressed and started walking down to the park. It was extremely dark and the only light we had was from the few cars that would pass us.

Finally we arrived. There was absolutely no one there, the place was deserted!I couldn't have asked for better!

We started to go to the field and as soon as we set one foot into the grass we felt how muddy it was. My shoe sank to the point where I had to take it off and dig it out.

We walked to the pavement and took off all our clothes and then walked back to the field. We were walking and I've never felt such cold air. It was really....chilly. We kept walking till we were at the dead center of the field.

“Okay, you had 3 I believe? And I had 4.” Brian said.

“Yep!” He really had 5, but I didn't want to do that part of the dare.

We agreed that I would go first. He lied down on the ground, almost being absorbed into the mud. I started to give him a blow job as his fingers were in his ass working it.
Soon enough, he cam. I pretended to swallow but when he wasn't looking I spit it out.

Then it was his turn. I lied on the ground, nothing quite like being swallowed naked by mother nature.

Anyways, after a minute or two I came, and Brian actually swallowed it!

I struggled to stand up, the mud was like a suction cup. But finally I got up, my back coated in mud it was cold and the wind did not help!

“Now that we are nice and muddy...” Brian said, “We can walk home!”

We started out midnight walk, it was roughly a mile long. For the first half mile there was one car but we went into the bushes and it didn't see us. The rest of the way was easy, no cars and despite the cold, we got home safe and sound. The first thing we did was go into the shower and showered each other off. Because of the time, it was too late and we were too tired to fool around, so we just fell asleep in the same bed. I was wearing boxers, he was naked.

Date: Thursday July 29th, 2010 (Nothing interesting happened wednesday because we forgot to check gD for our dares).

I was sleeping soundly when I felt something touching my ass. I slowly started to wake up and turned my head when I saw Brian sitting on me. His erection pretty much in my face. He said, “Wakey wakey!” And then proceed to give me a outrageously painful frontal wedgie.

“WHAT THE HELL?!?” I yelled after he was done.

“You went to bed with underwear on! What was I supposed to do?”

“Not that!”

I realized it was 12:00 and he was probably awake for a while. We went downstairs and ate lunch, played video games, and watch some TV (all naked of course.)

We didn't really play any truth or dare, until after dinner, when we decided to look at the computer; the time was around 6:00.

“Oh Look!!! We got a few new dares!!”

There were two dares, One from Bangin and one from depravedChattel. And after some discussing we made the decision to combine depravedChattel's dare and Bangin's dare together.

We wrote a few dares on paper and seperated each one, put it in a hat and then started the game! We also changed the dare a little, what we would do is flip a coin (heads I lose, Tails he loses) and loser would draw a dare, read it aloud and then get blindfolded. And when the dare was done, repeat.

We flipped the coin and I lost. I put my hand in the hat, and got an easy one, “Massage”. I put the blindfold on and Brian started to massage me, ALL OVER. It was a whole lot weirder then I thought it would have been. But DING! The counter was up and the five minutes were over.

I took off the blindfold and flipped the coin, Tails. His turn! He picked out of the hat and read aloud, “Shave his pubes”.

He put the blindfold on and I went to get the razor. I walked over to him and because we did this a few days ago, he didn't have much hair. But still enough to be shaved. I coated his pubes in the shaving cream and started to shave. When I was done he took off the blindfold and observed my handiwork. “Good. Lets flip!”

We flipped the coin and it was Heads, I lost. I went into the hat and was hoping for the best, but I got a hard one. It was, “Put clothes pin on both nipples”.

I was annoyed, as I absolutely hate pain dares, but it was gonna be over in 5 minutes so its not too bad. I put on the blindfold and the clothes pins were applied.

I was wrong! The pain was a whole lot more painful then I was expecting! After about two minutes I was tearing up.

Three minutes gone by and I was shaking.

Minute four, I thought I was done for! (Pun??)

And then finally, when I was about to quit, “DING!” the alarm rang, I took off the pins then my blindfold. “That was the worst pain ever!!!”

“Stop being such a baby and flip the coin” Brian replied.

I flipped it, Heads....again. “Damnit, okay let me see..” I said as I went to pull one out of the hat. “Walk around on hands and knees tomorrow, all day.”

HAHA! Success! I got the second easiest dare!

The game continued we changed some of the dares that Bagin gave us, the worst one was one that Brian had to do and that was take a “face fuck” from me and then eat my cum. Which he disgustingly enjoyed.

Funny pie 10-13-2010 03:54 PM

Anyways.... So, something happened yesterday. Now, should I write about what happened yesterday? Or, continue with my story (One will take a lot longer then what happened yesterday... Seeing how yesterdays was only in 3 hours, and the rest is within 4-5 days...)

tordmaster 10-17-2010 05:38 AM

just keep the story going. orrr post both! :pirashoot:

Demon Thief 10-18-2010 08:21 AM

I would say that you should finish the story that you're doing now, then post the one that happened recently.

Oh, and I also enjoyed your last couple of updates. Keep it up!

undertaker 10-18-2010 11:07 AM

Nice stories Ive read the first page worth and Ill do more later

Which are true and which are fiction?

Funny pie 10-18-2010 03:24 PM

All of these are true, except for names and the actual dialog is real, but Ive taken a few liberties because I don't remember exactly what we said.

Demon Thief 10-21-2010 09:37 PM

It's okay. I don't think anyone can claim a perfect memory.

Funny pie 10-25-2010 05:52 PM

Alright, I wrote up my birthday story.... Here is the first part!

I usually wake up for a school day at 7, which gives me about 30 minutes to eat, get dressed and get ready, then 30 minutes to walk to school. But, today was my birthday! I went to bed early the night before, so I could wake up 30 minutes earlier then normal. I went onto gD and noticed that I had a few private messages for dares that I could do, during school, before it, and after it.

After looking through all the dares, I only had two that were for and during school. One before, and one during. I read the one to do before, and I thought it was fairly simple. I had to give myself a wedgie that went all the way up my back, and keep it there, not to disturb it.

I put all my clothes on, got my back pack ready. And then right before I walked out the door, I lifted my boxers up as high as I could.

I kept pulling, through the pain, till I was at my shoulder blades. I realized that was good enough, let go, and walked out of my house, wedgie and all.

My walk to school was normal, minus the uncomfortableness in my ass and balls. But it wasn't too bad.

I arrived at school with no problems and besides the occasional birthday wishes to me, there wasn't anything out of the usual. It was then lunch time and therefore time for my next dare.

I walked into the bathroom and grabbed the index card out of my pocket so I could remember the dare.

“At lunch/nutrition, go to the bathrooms, go inside one of the stalls, and take out your phone. Then remove all your clothing and take pictures of yourself naked while in the stall. Chose the best one and have it as your screen saver for the rest of your birthday.”

I removed the wedgie and undressed myself, I then put my clothes on the toilet seat, as to not attract any unwanted attention. I then took out my phone and posed and took several pictures of myself. When I found one that I kinda liked I put it as my screen saver then deleted the rest of the pictures.

I got dressed and walked out of the bathroom like nothing even happened.

The rest of the school day was easy and nothing bad happened.

I got home and was home alone for about an hour. I decided to strip naked and watch TV by myself waiting for people to arrive for my small party.

The party was going to be from 4-7 and only include 5 of my friends , 3 of which are boys named: Ethan, Brian, Ben (yes the ones from earlier in my stories), but also, some girls that I heard are very interested in truth or dare, Caroline and Hillary (who I met at school). Now, ages for everyone, so that there aren't any confusions. Me: 15, Ethan:14, Ben:13 (14 in three weeks), Brian:15, Caroline:14, Hillary:15.

After about an hour, the first person arrived, I quickly got dressed and answered the door, it was Ethan. Soon after, Ben and Hillary arrived, then eventually Brian made it, and shortly after Caroline too. It was only 4:20, and we decided to get things going. I asked everyone if they were good with a game of dares?

The girls quickly agreed while the boys were slightly more hesitant. But none the less, everyone wanted to play.

We all sat in a circle going and I grabbed an empty bottle from the recycling and put it on the floor. “Okay,” I started, “Rules are, whoever spins the bottle gets to dare the person who the bottle points to. Everyone has only one skip, and if they use it, they have to do an alternative dare, that wont be as extreme. No one can be dared to do anything outside of the house, or involve alcohol or anything else that’s illegal. Now...Lets start!”

I put the bottle down and everyone stared at it...no one wanting to make the first move. Until Caroline eventually said, “You guys are all babies!” and then grabbed the bottle and spun it.

We all watched it as it was going to decide how fast this game would start. It landed on the most timid and youngest of us all, Ben.

Everyone could tell Ben was nervous, and it was almost audible how hard it heart was beating. I guess Caroline was going easy because she was talking soft and trying to be as nice as anyone could be. “Ben.... I dare you to, strip while dancing to music, down to your underwear.”

I thought it was a unique dare, never been done in any of my past games, but, now were playing with a lot more people.

I got up and handed Caroline my iHome so she could play whatever song she wanted to off her iPod. After a minute or two of scrolling she found a song that she said was, “Perfect.”

She told Ben to stand up and get ready, as soon as the music started he had to dance and strip for us.

He got up and she started playing the song, “Don't Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls. The music was hilarious and all most as equally was Ben's attempt at dancing. It was a very humorous sight, and after a few seconds of dancing he got enough courage to take his shirt off. When he did his skinny, white, 5'6” frame was revealed and the girls whistled and cheered him on. Brian, Ethan and I were too busy laughing. Then soon after he stripped out of his pants and the girls cheered even louder.

Then the music stopped and Ben sat down, blushing and put both of his hands in his lap; I assume to cover something up. He then reached into the middle of the circle and spun the bottle. It pointed strait at Hillary. He was shaking, he was so nervous. He couldn't find the words to ask what all us guys wanted to see.

Then, “I d-dare you t-to... One second.” He took one deep breath in and out, “I dare you to strip out of your underwear, using only one hand.”

Brian, Ethan and I all started clapping and gave Ben high-fives. Hillary tried her best to take off her bra from underneath her shirt with only one hand, but it clearly wasn't working. Then she lifted the shirt off of her back and somehow unhooked the bra, and it fell to the floor, without showing any of us anything. Then she went on to her panties, which would be a trick because she was wearing short shorts. She unbuttoned the shorts and stuck her hand down them and started tugging on her panties. Then she switched to the back, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get them off. She knew, as we all did, that she had to take off her shorts then her underwear and then put the shorts back on...all with one hand.

She slowly slid off the shorts, showing off a black Lacey thong. All of the guys were hollaring, except Ben whose jaw was on the floor and staring. Then she took the thong off and dropped to the floor. All of the guys were clapping, staring, cheering, and wooting. It was a great sight, her perfect bare vagina, clearly shaven. It was perfect. Then she stopped the sight by sliding her shorts back on. All of us, except Caroline started to boo her but she obviously didn't care.

She got the booing to stop by reaching for the bottle. She spun it and the room went quiet, it felt like forever. Nobody looking away from the spinning glass. It started to slow down, and eventually stopped, on me. Everyone was cheeing saying, “The birthday boy!”.

Then Hillary decided that a great dare would be, “Strip down naked and let us write whatever we want, where ever we want.”

I didn't think that would be too bad, minus the naked part. But I got up grabbed a black sharpie and stripped naked, everyone cheering as I did. The girls stared and couldn't take their eyes away, at 5 and a half inches, I was bigger then I thought.

Ethan got up first and took the sharpie and wrote on my pubic area, “Just turned 15!” and had an arrow pointing to my dick.

Everyone laughed and Brian got up and wrote on my right hand, “Girlfriend”.

No one really understood it, but Brian got a laugh or two out of it.

Then Caroline got up, put her hand on my balls and wrote, “just dropped.”

I didn't find it funny, but everyone else did. I did like, however, how she was handling me.

The Hillary got up, wrote on my bum, “slap me tender”

And finally Ben got up and drew a giant mustache on my face.

When that was done we kept playing spin the bottle for about an hour till it was 5:45. And by that point, every one has seen everyone's private parts, however we were all wearing different amounts of clothing. I was just in my shirt which I had to make a hole in the back, so everyone could see my bum. Ben was just in his boxers. While Caroline was wearing her red bra and a matching thong; and Hillary was wearing a shirt and short shorts (no underwear). Brian was wearing boxers (but had to stick his nuts out the front); and lastly, Ethan was only wearing his boxers, which was in wedgie form.

Now that that was finished we decided that because we only had an hour or two left we decided to do something else. And that was Dressjack. Its pretty much Blackjack except you play for clothes. And because everyone had some clothes to gain we decided that the person who was mostly clothed (Hillary) would be dealer. The loser had to do a few dares the group decided on. And the only way to lose was to not have any clothing left.

Now, the rules. Before you are dealt a hand, you say what article of clothing you want. If you end up busting, or the dealer beats you then you don't get that article of clothing back. And when you lose all of your clothing choices, then you have to start betting clothing you have on. Also, the dealer can't bust. (This rule took 15 minutes to explain, so I don't want to type it out, just know that the dealer has to draw a 17 or higher, when they do, they can no longer draw. And, the highest the dealer can get is a 21.)

So the game started, Everyone at the table, except for the dealer, said, “Shirt.” I however, said boxers.
I was dealt a 3 of clubs, and a 9 of hearts. Dealer had a queen of hearts showing, Brian had a 8 of spades showing, Ethan had an Ace of spades showing, Caroline had a 2 of clubs showing, and Ben had a 7 of diamonds. I hit and got a 2 of hearts and then hit again and got a 5 of spades, I then stayed. Brian hit once and then stayed, as did Ethan. Caroline hit twice and then busted (everyone was slightly happy). Lastly, Ben just stayed and didn't hit at all. And then the dealer filliped her cards, a 2 of diamonds, then drew a 4 and then drew an ace of clubs. Everyone flipped over their cards and I had 19 so I got my boxers back, Ethan had a 19, so he got his shirt back. Ben had a 17 so he lost his shirt. And Brian had 18 also and pushed.

(Just to help you out, I now had my shirt and boxers. Ethan had his shirt and his boxers. Caroline was still in her thong and bra, and was no longer able to win her shirt back. And Ben lost to the dealer and was no longer able to get his shirt back either.) Everyone said that they wanted pants.

Next, I had a queen of diamonds and a 6 of clubs. Ethan showed a 9 of spades, Caroline said Black jack (instantly won her pants), Ben showed a 5 of clubs, Brian had a jack of hearts, and the dealer had a 5 of diamonds. I stayed at 16. Ethan stayed. Ben hit once then stayed, and Brian stayed. The dealer flipped over her cards and showed a 9 of diamonds. She hit and had 7 of spades. 21. Perfect.

Now no one, minus Caroline had their pants.

Next session. Time for Hillary to switch in, and Caroline to switch out. There were two rounds in each session, If anyone was naked then they lost, however, the person with the least amount of clothing could lose this way. And because Caroline was not able to lose, she was chosen to be the dealer. The only way for Ben or Brian to not lose, was to have the other lose in one of these two rounds or for either Ethan, Hillary, or myself to become naked.

It started and Caroline said that she wanted her thong. I had been given a Jack of spades and an ace of clubs, I yelled Blackjack! Now, unfortuantly, because I already lost my pants, there was nothing I could do to get them back, so this just meant I couldn't lose this round. Brian had a 5 of clubs, Ethan a 9 of diamonds, Ben a 2 of spades, Hillary a queen of spades and the dealer had a 10 of hearts. Everyone, except the dealer, hit and then stayed. Hillary ended up with a 18, Brian with a 17, Ben with a 19, Ethan at 15, the dealer had a 17.

Hillary got her thong back and left to change. Brian had pushed. Ben won nothing (as did I), Ethan lost his shirt, and was back in his boxers.

When Hillary returned last round started. I had 2 8's (one of hearts and the other of clubs), and I decided to split. I got a 5 on one, and a 7 on the other. Brian showed a 9 of diamonds, and Ethan showed a jack of spades. Hillary showed a 4 of hearts, and Ben showed an ace of clubs. I wanted to hit on the 5, I got a king, so I I busted (now, we never specified what would happen if this occurred..and we argued for a minute or two about what this would mean. It ended up making it so that I lost my shirt). Now I either could risk busting on my 15 and lose or lose by the dealer beating me... It was not a good situation. I decided to hit, I couldn't win with a 15 no matter what anyways. I got a 10 of spades. It wasn't even close. I lost. The game ended immediately, and everyone started cheering and giggling.

They told me to strip naked, not to cover up and wait while they discussed what I would be dared.

Apples0ranges 10-25-2010 07:24 PM

MOre please very interesting


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