"there are 3 more lined up when this guy is finished with you"

"oh my god, this one's cold"

"Yes, yes, yes I will!"

"good damnit george, stop this shit right now or i will shove a tree up your ass :mad::mad:"

This diaper will keep my torture room from being dirties by your enema water.

You will not be able to sit down for two days

I think he may have a small penis...

I think he needs to be petted

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

"Oh yes they are big!!"

I really want to make out right now...

"We'll bang, ok?"

this glue will keep your tail in place sweety ^^

potty trained
 

I don't need to wear anymore diapers daddy I'm potty trained.