In your underwear put a cake in the back and front. Do a wedgie and grind it back and forth. Next mix glitter and pink frosting into you hair. Cover it in cotton candy. Next pour warm oatmeal over yourself, then melted ice cream, and mashed potatoes. Step Into a bowl full of pudding one for each foot. Get into push up form placing your hands in beans with a sheet cake under you and a big cake with lots of icing and tuna fish under your face. Stay like this for 5 minutes. If you fall, roll around in the cake and do the appropriate punishment:

You lasted for:

Less than 1 min: cover yourself in honey feathers and glitter. Hit yourself with 2 dozen eggs, dump each bowl over you, take a fast acting laxitive, and lay face down in the sheet cake for 2 hour before cleaning up.
1-1:59: pour everything into your underwear and wear it on your head. Sit in the cake for 45 minutes and then clean off.
2-2:59: grind 2 pies on your chest and dump the bulls over you. Wait 30 minutes and clean up.
3-3:59: dump each bowl over you at sit on the cake for 15 minutes then clean up.
4-4:59: 10 more cake wedgies, then clean up.
5 or greate: good job, clean up.

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you need to put on your favorite pair of panties and you favorite bra.
now put mashed potatoes in the cups of the bra
a peeled banana between your ass cheeks
a slice of warm pie in the crotch of your panties
then cover yourself in honey and/or syrup
stay like this for 4 hours.

make me as messy, smelly, and disgusting as possible

Buy three packets of wet cat food.

Empty the first packet into the front of your underwear.
The second packet, massage it all into your hair!
As for the third packet... get it all into your mouth, and duct tape your mouth shut for an hour. :3c

No swallowing it for that hour!

After the hour is up, you can either:
1. Swallow it, clean yourself up, and cum if you want to
or 2. Spit it out, but no cleaning up or cumming for another 12 hours! ^.^

sounds good i'll go and get cat food now.

you need to eat a big meal and take a laxative.put on some big baggy panties then put a pealed banana between you ass cheeks. now pour some pudding down the front of your panties. cover the inside of your bra cups with peanut butter. pour some honey on your head.

you are allowed to clean up after you shit you pants take of the panties and put them on your head for 5 minutes :P


make me super messy, smelly, and disgusting again i love this thread!!!

just bumping this awesome thread

cover your self in 10 cans of dog food and 10 cans of cat food and let it set in for an hour

completely cover yourself in peanut butter from head to toe. make sure to rub it into your hair. stay like that from 12 hours then masturbate to orgasm and lick everything off of your hands. now you can clean up.

just going to bump this awesome thread. someone tell me how to get messy XD

You must strip down so you are only wearing underwear, cover yourself in chocolate syrup completely, and then pour corn flakes all over yourself so they stick to you. Make sure you have both the syrup and cornflakes down the back and front of your underwear, and then give yourself a hanging wedgie!

do your own dare but stay in the wedgie until you shit your pants. then cum on your face.


make me nasty and disgusting please

Go out in public and get 15 people to cover you in the most disgusting things you can find (dog food, cat food, mayo, tuna, etc)

Wear white underwear and melt a bag of marshmallows in the microwave. Pour the melted mallows into the front and back of your underwear. Grab a load of syrup and coat your whole body in it and dust yourself with uncooked rice. Sprinkle some rice into your underwear too. Pull on a pair of jeans and a t shirst and sit for 1 hour without moving. maybe best to watch tv. after an hour you must complete a squeaky clean wedgie with 20 swipes.

4 spoon fulls of peanut butter down the back plus 1/4 cup of the first thing you see when you open your fridge down the front. Must keep the contents in for 2 hrs.

cover yourself in dog food, cat food and tuna for 3 hours

Take a bucket, mix two bottles of pancake syrup, three cans of beans, a can of dog food, and a can of tuna together. Smear this goop in your hair, around your head, and all over until it's run out. Put your clothes back on... stay this way for 6 hours. :D