Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430248)

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430248)

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430248)

And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430248)

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!
And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!


Edit so I dont double post:



*blushes* shhhh dont tell them that! My reverse physcology to encourage them to post punishment ideas for us both wont work as well if they think we want it!!

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster (Post 5430263)

Delaney doesn't seem to care about losing anyway. Guess she is used to it at this point :p

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307 (Post 5430298)

I will join the kitten and help prove man is better :)

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430288)

Sure the spanking machine is nice but you already admitted that it can only go one speed! 48 bpm isnt very fast!

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten (Post 5430288)

And then you also have the struggle of trying to get different impliments to fit too! It limits what you can do for a spanking! And you have to make sure its set up where it can be set up meaning a spanking cant happen anywhere in any position!

And you need power!

I could get spanked anywhere! Not just near an outlet!

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd (Post 5430310)

Speed is probably the least important factor in a spanking, it's good for a show but ultimately is going to result in a short-term sting on some barely-pink cheeks and a sore arm with nothing substantial to show for it.

Slow and steady wins the race, Stealthy. Haven't you heard?



My machine can use any of my implements. The only one that might give it trouble are the very heavy wooden paddles, but I would argue that those aren't as effective in a self-spanking anyway, due to their weight.

And of course I rigged up a portable base — despite being able to clamp the machine to most of the furniture I own — and use an extension cord, what do you take me for? Some kind of amateur?

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd (Post 5430276)

Oh, I'll be winning this thread. After all, anyone on getDare can self-spank — but how many of us own spanking machines? Surely you must be curious....

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster (Post 5430330)

And if not?
Will Kitten publicly brand you as a loser? :p

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd (Post 5430343)

Sure, maybe for a second. But it wouldn't be long before she ran off in search of a punishment for herself. Stealthy wants to lose. Joining my team would be doing her a favor.

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307 (Post 5430348)

Us animals have to stick together tho!