lol this could be interesting il try and do within the next week :)

Here are the punishments I pm'ed you and you asked for me to post.
1)
get a wine bottle, empty or full, and some lube. coat the neck of the bottle in lube and put the neck into your bum. then put the base on your seat in front of your computer and sit down with it in your bum. now you have to go on to the get dare forums and go to the story section and read stories, you have to finger your pussy the whole time you read. you must read for at least 24 muinites and you must finish any story you read more than half of. and as you are sitting on the wine bottle twist side to side aswell. as you finger your pussy and twist side to side using the bottle in your bum as a pivot, you will slide down very gradually, that should get your bum nice and lose, enough for you to get your hand in when you are done
put a mark on the bottle where it is before/ after the dare so you see how much you improved

2)
next time you are alone at home, you have to get the largest fruit you can fit into your bum, strip naked, lube it up. and put it in, you must put it in until your hole closes around it, then go put on a bikini and go to your backyard and put the garden hose into your bum. hold it in and put it on fairly strong for 5 seconds and then low for 10 muinites. during the 10 minutes the hose is in you it should be fairly low so that you are full at 10 mins ( as in, if you went 1 more min you would feel like you were gonna burst). so you should be pretty damn full at the end. during that time you have to hold it in your bum while in your back yard you do 20 jumping jacks, jog around your back yard 5 times, hold it in for the entire duration. when the 10 mins are up, remove the hose but keep your butt plugged up with your finger. dance around abit and see if you can still feel the fruit inside of you. keeping your butt plugged up you must go inside and find a cucumber, then go back outside and remove your bottoms, then you must put the cucumber in your ass, all the way so your butthole closes around it. and then stand up and dance around and see if the cucumber/ water comes out on it's own. it shouldn't. if it doesn't then go into your room and get dressed in panties, jeans, and leave your bikini top on. go for a walk outside and find a hidden place, there you are to pull down your pants and panties and pull open your bum with your hands and let the water and other contents of your ass burst out. when done put the cucumber and fruit back into your bum and walk home, and leave the cucumber in your bum for one hour.

I think this guy's on to something. You could grow chrysanthemums in your rectum, and rhododendrons, and Douglas firs. Have your rectum made a national forest. You could also start a vegetable plot in there - it would help reduce World hunger if you gave all the produce free to the third world. That's assuming that a) you can find a garden hose manufacturer that supplies soft, smooth nozzle attachments for delicate anal parts, and b) the internal water flow doesn't explode the cavity or create an immense backsurge up your intestinal tract that drowns you from the arse.

This is a variation of another dare I read here.

Do you have a vibrator or anything else that vibrates?

Hang the vibrator with a cord on a lamp or something. The vibrator should be just in the right height to touch you butt hole. Start a 60 minute porn video, spread your ass cheeks and let the vibrator touch you butt hole.

After you done this you are allowed to masturbate.

i did this with my electric toothbrush. i did it for about 10 minutes then got bored so i stoped and used the toothbrush on my pussy till i came
sorry i dint do exactly s you asked but it just wasnt exciting enogh lol :P

Enjoy
 

Things you will need
Vicks Vapo Rub (mentholatum) you can use icy hot as a substitute
mint toothpaste
quite a few ice cubes
2 clothespins
a dildo shaped object
a dice


Go into a cool room with a fan, turn the fan on high and lie down underneath it. Get the Vicks or Icy Hot and rub an amount about the size of your pinkie nail on each of your nipples, make sure you rub it in good. Now get about the same amount and rub it on your clit. Roll a dice and insert that many ice cubes in your ass. Now liberally coat your dildo in toothpaste and insert it in your ass, leave it alone for now and just let the toothpaste and ice mix together. Edge once, but don't cum. By now your nipples should be sensitive, roll the dice, whatever you rolled is the number of minutes you must hold an ice cube on each of your nipples, you can do both nipples simultaneously if you wish. After you have held the ice on, clamp your nipples with the clothespins. Now roll the dice again and fuck your ass with the dildo for that many minutes, while you are fucking your ass you must edge once. After you are done with that, put either vicks or toothpaste on the fingers of your dominant hand and masturbate with that hand untill you cum. You can now clean up.

Looking forward to hearing how it went, this is one of the first dares i've given :D let me know if you liked it

If you can use a peache. Something soft and gets cold easily. Put it in the freezer over a long period of time(a night, few days, a week ect.) Then place it in your vagina (or ass if you use a banana or something easy ect.) Then take it out(after an orgasm) and eat it while you massage your breast(s). :P

Hey Sarah some fun for you

Take 5 ice cubes or a bottle of water you can squirt in your ass
half an aspro (tablet)
a towel to sit on
Vacuum cleaner

Insert 2 ice cubes in your ass then the aspro push it in as far as you can
insert the rest of the ice cubes or squirt a bunch of water in and hold your ass closed tight or plug it with a champagne cork or something.

now sitting on a chair turn the vacuum on and hold it on your clit and pulling it away on and off, try holding it 1mm away from ur clit so it sucks your clit with out holding it right on :D do this untill you cum!

Enjoy

hmm illl try this not sure about the vacum part though

dos anyone know where you buy castor ooil and liquid glyceryn?

Did you comprise this list yet?

no not yet its kinda hard to do since it will take time and i have to be homealaone

Rope
 

Tie a rope around your shoulders and inside your labia. It should be relatively tight. Get dressed and take a walk around the block. Then you can go home and cum. Afterward, remove the rope.

Actually, you don't need to be home alone to make the list. You'll just be walking around your house and "notice" things that look like you'd want to try it. You won't say it out loud. If you see something that looks "possible" you make a mental note of it and where it is at around the house. If it is chosen as an object, you'll know where to find it!

Did you had any change of doing my dare?