do u mean eat it after? and how would you sugest i get my ass to gape for long enough

No, just for fun. I'm not sure you could...but perhaps a really wide buttplug or dildo would do the trick. Or maybe a funnel or douche (a douche would take too long probably cause they're small). That's why I said you ought to have a speculum. :)

Someone on another thread mentioned putting a mobile phone in a condom up the arse and ringing it in public...or vibrating...

i dont have a butt plug or dildo so any houshold objects you would sugest?

Have a look in the bathroom cabinet for plastic bottles (not with harsh edges).

ok what about a fruit?

This isn't very original, but...cucumber.

everyone says that lol
bubt i dont have any cucumbers :(

maybe an eggplant

dont have that either but mabey able to get a small one like a really small one :eek:

everyone says cucumber cause it works the best cause it is the size of a largeish dildo and it is smooth haha.

For this dare you need a lot of icecubes, im just saying.

Roll 3 dice, this is the amount of times you need to do the following:


Insert as much ice cubes as possible in your ass, and I really mean as much as possible.

Now masturbate until you have to edge. Next you have to squirt all the cubes out of there as fast as possible.

Now start again by inserting the cubes and adding new ones if the old ones melted away.

Do this as fast as possible. every iteration should only last 10 to 15 minutes.

lol dont think ill have nearly enough ice to do this

try drinking a bottle of castor oil :D

Go to every part of your house including the fridge and pantry and look for objects that YOU think you could fit in your ass, even if you took your time and used lots of lubrication. Go outside around the house looking for any object you'd like to try.

Come back here and list them here. It will give us ideas for your dares!

Get a coin and maybe about 30 or pencils(or markers). Flip the coin ten times, and every time you get a heads you have to put a pencil in your ass. But if you get a tails you have to put two in your ass. If you've flipped the coin 10 times and end up with an even number of pencils in your ass you can stop if you want, but if you have an odd number of pencils you have to flip the coin another ten times and keep putting more pencils in your ass. You can only stop if after ten flips its an even number of pencils, or if you've run out of pencils. Then you have to try and pull them out one at a time.