MY phones too big for that. So, can't accept that dare.

Rub vicks vaporrub on your ass hole then stick 4 ice cubes inside, followed by the biggest thing you can fit

Kaila, since you've denied 2 dares already, here is your extra-elaborate punishment:

Multi-step!
1: Suck on a handle of a hairbrush or kitchen utencil (Basically just something round and dildoish). Make sure you get it nice and lubed up with all that saliva.
2: Insert into your ass. If it doesn't go easily enough then just rub it on your hole to get that saliva on it, then re-apply the saliva to the handle (repeat step 1)
3: Once it's in, wiggle it around a bit. Make your hole nice and loose (this is important for later)
4: Before you take out the handle, go to the kitchen and fill up a cup of ice-cold water.
5: Get on your knees and stick your ass in the air. Don't rest on your hands cause you will need them later, just stick your face on the floor and get that ass nice and high.
6: Apply saliva lube to fingers
7: Pull out the handle and quickly put in your fingers (Thumb, pointer, and middle will work best)
8: Use your fingers to spread open your hole a bit
9: Now I hope you still have that ice cold water, cause I want you to pour it into your gaping hole. Oh, and no squirting it out for atleast fifteen minutes.
10: Optional Bonus: Plug it with your new plug for an hour.

Finger your ass for a few minutes. Then insert as many ice cubes as you can. No release until they melt.

So beautifully cold!
Bottom end of a large screw driver. Try and fit the whole handle in so the only part sticking out is the long metal shaft.

put two pens in your ass than write your name.

Stick a plunger on the floor so that it doesn't move easy, put a condom on it and some lube, then fuck yourself with the handle.

Put a condom around a table or chair (better to use chair) leg and insert it in your pussy.

stick as many pens as possible in your pussy when one falls out put two more in and as soon as you are as full as possible put on pants and go around for an hour like that.

Wrap a water balloon on the bottom part of a funnel and insert the balloon and funnel into your ass. Then pour water into the funnel until you can't stand it anymore.

put a marker in your ass.

Use the fattest screwdriver you have and put it up your ass.

Use the leg of a kitchen chair, bar stool, or even deck chair. Just flip it over and ride that chair leg, anally that is. Continue riding it until you orgasm at least 3 times.

well, humiliated, i know you like pet play, so ill get you to do something like that, use your pet if you have one, if you have a male pet, let it ride you anally, if you have a female pet, give it a good fucking (if it is big enough, do not hurt it unless it is a large dog or some such that can take it) if you have no pets, go outside, find a fence post, and ride it anally.

2 markers in your ass.

A door knob for you