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princessjessie 04-23-2011 09:15 PM

[05:10:34] Stellz: This is like...the staples fucking theme song
[05:10:42] princessjessie: lol
[05:10:48] Aivey: xD

Aries_Laetus 04-24-2011 10:08 PM

sweetsong: "Just fucking put your cock in my thingy already!"

[22:03:35] Leopard: can I say cunt nicely
[22:04:05] sweetsong: I like cunt in pretty much any accent
[22:05:23] Leopard: sweeeeeeets
[22:05:28] Leopard: your bbc just flashed itself at my face
[22:05:31] Leopard: D:
[22:05:34] sweetsong:
[22:05:35] Leopard: it was cute tho >.>
[22:05:39] sweetsong: Leeeeeeeopardy
[22:05:47] sweetsong: How come he never does that for me?
[22:05:59] Leopard: idk
[22:06:00] sweetsong: Not fair
[22:06:13] Leopard: it was like
[22:06:16] ukickedmiperro: Uhoh. Sweets is jealous!
[22:06:16] Leopard: 17 feet long
[22:06:17] Leopard: o.o
[22:06:33] sweetsong: I wanna see the penis
[22:07:08] Leopard: *licks*

This was a fun convo to watch develop, expecially since we were talking about my vajayjay before lol.....

Leopard 04-24-2011 10:10 PM

[2011-04-25 15:52:14] Leopard: [15:48:15] sir_snake1134: ‹@Leopard› Please if you had a vagina, you'd never leave the house.. or get on the net. <- someone knows me too well
[2011-04-25 15:52:40] Leopard: if I had a vagina I'd need a mistress just to keep my hands off it
[2011-04-25 15:52:42] sir_snake1134: ‹@Leopard› Everybody knows that.

sir_snake1134 05-04-2011 07:30 PM

Vexus: ‹@AlmightyElemental› You need Matlas to be spanking that ass in order to do anything, eh?

AlmightyElemental: ‹@Vexus› xP Nah, just need him sucking my cock to give me energy. >.>

WowwieGoesWoof 05-10-2011 10:24 PM

[2011-05-11 01:15:26] sweetsong: *KISSES WOWWIE*
[2011-05-11 01:16:10] WoWaddict: ‹@sweetsong› *flashes dick*
[2011-05-11 01:16:18] ukickedmiperro: O.o
[2011-05-11 01:16:34] princessjessie: hey sweet i want a kiss
[2011-05-11 01:16:35] sweetsong: *cums*
[2011-05-11 01:17:05] ukickedmiperro: ‹@sweetsong› If only it were that easy.
[2011-05-11 01:17:35] sweetsong: It is with Wowwie

Leopard 05-16-2011 11:44 AM

[2011-05-17 04:38:57] princessjessie: id give leo a blowjob to become a mod ;)

Leopard 05-18-2011 08:44 PM

[14:43:16] sweetsong: Omg I just ate so much shit. My tummy hates me.
[14:43:35] wobblygrl: ‹@sweetsong› shit is gross, i dont like to eat it

Stellz 05-22-2011 01:39 AM

[03:38:18] depp: Please stop wanking in the chat. I can hear you.

[03:43:25] depp: /me wanks

[03:44:37] depp: I am on Skype, please join, LOL just kidding
[03:44:41] depp: Vagina only

Aries_Laetus 05-23-2011 06:19 PM

[18:17:40] Sasahara: ‹@princessjessie› I hope you're not a Disney princess... They always end up needing saving, and I like to think you're more kick-ass than that

XD Love it!

jamness 06-04-2011 11:54 PM

typical underager
 
mouse217: yeah what part of legal adult do you not get otherwise i wouldnt be able to get a job

SlutPuppy: YOu can get a job at 16
SlutPuppy: in every state
SlutPuppy: Emancipated or not

mouse217: if i didnt lie i would be the mesiah

mouse217: and you were lying when you told that judge she said she was 18

deschut: *giggles*

mouse217: so report me but the legal system wi.l prevail trust me i know what im talking about

Aivey 06-12-2011 07:34 PM

[10:31:05] Leopard: @Aivey› Fuck me, bunny, spank me, bunny

Omni314 06-18-2011 06:35 AM

[12:48:09] Ranzid: im looking for a slave to dress up like a lady dinosaur and perform sexual acts with prehistoric plant life while balanceing koala bears on each boob ..... any takers?
[13:15:00] XxxMistress: ZzZzZzZzZz !!
[13:15:39] MasterTob: looks like someone fell asleep :p
[13:23:45] XxxMistress: ‹@MasterTob› Meeee!
[13:36:52] awesomedude: ‹@Ranzid› huh?

It just sums up chat very well really

SlutPuppy 06-18-2011 07:28 AM

[07:21:50] Sharp Nacelle: should i grow a beard?
[07:22:07] SlutPuppy: umm i dunnos.
[07:22:37] Sharp Nacelle: that's not much help
[07:22:40] SlutPuppy: sorry
[07:23:01] SlutPuppy: maybes just a little stubble?
[07:23:29] Sharp Nacelle: still means shaving though
[07:23:51] SlutPuppy: then dun shave and grow a bread
[07:24:26] Sharp Nacelle: mmmm.... bread.... *drools*
[07:24:59] SlutPuppy: <_<
[07:25:09] SlutPuppy: yah, grow bread on your face
[07:25:30] Sharp Nacelle: seeded?
[07:26:33] SlutPuppy: sure
[07:27:31] Sharp Nacelle: ok then

Damned 06-22-2011 06:05 PM

[21:02:51] sweetsong: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› But boys have little spermies that are scary
[21:03:14] Ninjota: -.-
[21:03:23] CrazedUp.: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› No clothes? But it's cold and wintery. So clothes are a yes.
[21:03:44] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@sweetsong› well that's what faces are for - to provide a safe zone

SlutPuppy 07-03-2011 08:31 PM

[20:29:45] Abby9: QUICK! what does my avatar remind you of???
i own a dildo and a vibrator (princessjessie)
[20:29:52] SlutPuppy: o.o
[20:29:57] princessjessie: woops
[20:30:00] SlutPuppy: well then
[20:30:06] XFathom: reeeally? that's nice
[20:30:07] Dylan xX: Hehe gaysex.


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