You may but only if you're wearing panties during the shower. You're not allowed to take them of for the rest of the day
May I please masterbate?

Only if you masturbate to your least favorite kind of porn
may I please pee?

Yes, but only if you pee on your hand as you are doing so.

May I go to sleep?

Yes but only for 6hrs.

May I pee,

Only if you drink 3cups of tea/coffee first an stay in bed for 3 hours.
May I use a dildo to fuck my ass?

Of cource, but nothing more:)

May I cum

Yes you may only if you do outside where nobody can see you and your dress like a slut

May in get in shower just got out of hospital and getting sick

Yes, of cource.

Can I eat junkfood tonight?

Yes you can if you put them in pussy first

Can I dress up

Yes, but only if you get permission from five different getDare users first


May I go to the bathroom?

Only if you do it standing up and outdoors.
May I masturbate to pictures of FB friends?

Yes but only friends of the same sex.

Can I wank with my butt plug in my ass?

Thanks

Yes but you must wear the plug for 3 hours afterwards
May i fist my gaping asshole?

Yes if you eat any cum you have with it
May I pee.

Yes, but only with a finger in your butt.

May I shower?