I forgot I owed this payment from weeks ago! I feel only a little bad about being late, however, since I just spanked myself almost 200 times with the Paddle of Damocles.

I'm a big fan of the keto diet and this is a recipe for the mass creation of fat bombs (candy like treats that have little carbs). Just mix the ingredients together and freeze them in candy molds.

1 block of Cream Cheese (which is 1 cup / 8 oz)
2 + 2/3 cups of Peanut Butter
2 + 1/3 sticks of Butter...

On, or around, the 16th of June, 1987, two people I don't know had sex. I have no idea if it was wonderful, multi-orgasmic screaming, rolling in the sheets with sweat dripping fucking or, perhaps more likely, a 30 second rut and a quick, desultory spurt.

I was nine years old at the time, and wouldn't have thanked you for the knowledge, or really understood it. I was much more concerned with important things, such as He-man and Transformers.

So why mention two strangers doing...