T-Mobile's BDSM themed commercial with Kristen Schaal makes me laugh every time I watch it. It does make me a bit nervous, however, that it might be hitting a bit too close to home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCG9fHGXB0

We all know that joke about how if a woman says she's fine, you should worry because she's not fine and actually planning to kill you.

So when I was growing up, we were taught that fine really means


And that using that word is bad. Because it means you're holding things in. But I never really understood what was so bad about having a word for "feelings inside not expressed." Maybe that's exactly what I want to...

Likes- pussy stuffing. chokers. treated like a pet. pussy pain( till it burns like hell) anything else thats not on my dislikes

Dislikes- public. outside. extreme pain (only if u think is needed) nothing gross. pee or poop

Limits- blood. scat. illegal. family

This site continues to amazing me.

Most people on here have been very pleasant, despite my uniformed assumptions when I joined. I have had many pleasant conversations and have made it a practice to accept any request for private chat.

But there is always that one guy, let us call him “the Oaf,” who lives up to every crass stereotype. Crude, uneducated and offensive he is the master of the monosyllabic text: “how r u?” “im horny, u skype?” “show me r tits.” His nicknames...