This scenario is 100% real but I completed it about one month ago. It was an intensely degrading experience which is why I didn’t write up a report until today. I was not dared or forced to do this task, but I had been listening to pig hypnosis that encouraged me to eat like a pig, and so I did. I put my slop on the floor and I ate it like a pig.
I started by buying myself a nice meal from a fast food chain. I ordered two sandwhiches and a sweet dessert, along with a large drink. All of this...

One day when I felt like getting some yoghurt, I had an idea. The yoghurt tubs I buy are quite deep so I stuck my 7 inch dildo in the tub and then licked it all off. It's quite fun! Or you could serve yourself a bowl and use the dildo to extract and eat it.

I believe this sort of idea would work with a lot of different soft, but sticky foods. Off the top of my head I can think of;

• Yoghurt
• Nutella
• Peanut Butter
• Melted Chocolate <3
• Vegemite/Marmite (for Punishments?)
• Whipped

...

You can eat it after only three minutes! :3
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