this sounds really boring but if the sub is a bad girl tell her you will not talk to her until she has made it up to you.

this is rather simple but is quite fun watching your sub try everything she can to impress you.

pour two piles of uncooked rice next to each other near a wall and on hard floor.

Make the sub strip and kneel on the rice piles. this should cause some discomfort. She will then press a coin to the wall with her nose.

She will stay there until she has edged 5 times (or more) without the coin dropping. If the coin drops she will put it back in place and start the edges again until she does 5 without the coin dropping

AM and I like to place bets on any games we play. Most recently we have been betting on chess and as he has yet to beat me we tend to bet per piece. So recently I ended up with making a five minute audio recording of a prayer to him when I lost my bishop. (Or pointy thing, as he calls it.)

When I sent him the audio file he laughed at how unreverent it was. I did end it with threatening to stab him if he ever left me after all. Although I placed a lot of humour in the recording, and meant...