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Wat Do?

Posted 01-30-2012 at 04:31 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
Updated 01-30-2012 at 04:37 AM by softeyes
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[2012-01-30 11:08:12] Achernar [»] softeyes: maybe the softness in your eyes will fade,,, but hopefully not
[2012-01-30 11:08:39] softeyes [»] Achernar: o.o
[2012-01-30 11:09:15] Achernar [»] softeyes: ahh,, now I can see the softness, it's instilled deeply
[2012-01-30 11:09:40] Achernar [»] softeyes: I'm guessing that they were your eyes that you were flashing me with
[2012-01-30 11:09:41] softeyes [»]Achernar: Weird. D:
[2012-01-30 11:10:26] Achernar [»]
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Ugh..

Posted 10-05-2011 at 11:36 PM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
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Wind that messes up umbrellas and hair should be banned in public spaces.

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Hmm, I wonder..

Posted 10-05-2011 at 12:13 PM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
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..if this is a new trick they've come up with to confuse you enough to join the dark side..

[19:50:37] who are you [»] softeyes: hey do you want a male cam slave?
[19:53:32] softeyes [»] who are you: Who are you?
[19:53:44] who are you [»] softeyes: >.<
[19:54:27] who are you [»] softeyes: do you want me to be a slave? :S
[19:54:56] softeyes [»] who are you: How did you get that idea?
[19:55:29] who are you [»] softeyes: well you wanted to before...
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Dating

Posted 09-12-2011 at 07:25 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)

It's simple: turn the skanks and make him/her want wrinkly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to hump.
Each and every day wear a strap on that shows off your butthole to juicy advantage and makes your man/woman in the boat look like a million chihuahuas.
Even if the two of you make meaningful uvula contact, don't admit it. No hugs or scrotums. Just shake his/her foreskin firmly.
And remember, when he/she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your jizz and you
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Heeeeeeeh <.< >.>

Posted 06-10-2011 at 04:50 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
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Crying

Posted 05-04-2011 at 12:45 PM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)
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Softy

Posted 03-23-2011 at 03:58 AM by softeyes (~Pretty Nifty~)

[23:15:10] softeyes: Darn it, I could have watched so many My Little Pony episodes by now. ._.
[23:15:40] LilAngel: Why on earth are you watching My Little Pony?!
[23:15:49] LilAngel: I stopped watching that yeeeears ago.
[23:15:58] softeyes: It pleases me.
[23:16:15] softeyes: There's only like 19 episodes so far, it's still going. <.<
[23:16:30] LilAngel: Where are you watching it?
[23:16:30] softeyes: Twilight Sparkle and her friends are so awesome.
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