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    Give me my soul back or I will ban you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:23 PM by lokelake lokelake is offline
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    So are we gonna commit mass suicide to?
    This is fairly far down the list of things for my sex ult to do so I really would not worry much about it.

    Also, some of you seem to be e-mailing me doubting the sincerity of my offer. I assure you that you really can own a piece of Loke's soul.
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:09 PM by depp depp is offline
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    So are we gonna commit mass suicide to?
    We have nothing planned about this but still use caution with loke cookies... not much of them can affect the brain and cause hallucinations and can, in some cases, be fatal!!
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:13 PM by SubMissChievous SubMissChievous is offline
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    Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:04 PM by Liger Liger is offline
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    Will there be cookies given away?
    Of course there will! Where do you think we are hiding portions of Loke's soul?
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 03:20 PM by SubMissChievous SubMissChievous is offline
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    Will there be cookies given away?
    Nothing's stopping them from being given away.

    LOKIES!!!!!
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 02:59 PM by LilAngel LilAngel is offline
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    Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:33 AM by Manbearpig Manbearpig is offline
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    please please please? I'll bake the loke cookies.
    Angel, you are too young for loke coookies as they are very, very sweet. You have to be 18 or otherwise, you will turn into loke!!!
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 08:03 AM by lokelake lokelake is offline
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    Depp, you know, if you give keep on giving out small chunks of my soul, I will eventually have no more soul.. but alas, Jesus can just keep on giving me a new soul.

    Remember, good always triumphs over evil... loke always triumphs over depp.
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:52 AM by lokelake lokelake is offline
    Updated 05-11-2010 at 08:14 AM by lokelake
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    I'm not in Cali... But can I join? xD A piece of Loke's soul would be awesometastic.
    Those outside of California can join but must be able to travel the astral plane so as to make appearances a cult meetings.

    So far I've given out several small chunks of Loke's soul (I divided it up into 200 parts for easy distribution). Some of the deities you guys are sacrificing him to are really creative. We have new cult members giving him up to Satan, Eris, Xenu, Anshar, and Baduhenna.

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    Do we have to dance naked in a circle? O.o
    I'm guessing this is a rhetorical question?

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    is it possible the cult will go world-wide at a later date? Or at least do a world tour?
    Yes! We plan on a big event sometime next year. getDare Presents a Depp Davenport Satanic Sex Cult WORLD TOUR 2011 (with chances to win a part of Loke's soul)
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:34 AM by depp depp is offline
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    Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:02 AM by sweetsong sweetsong is offline
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    WHY WOULD YOU RAT ME OUT LIKE THIS DEPP

    WHY

    WHY

    DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:24 AM by Nixie Nixie is offline
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    I'm not in Cali... But can I join? xD A piece of Loke's soul would be awesometastic.
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:47 AM by SlutPuppy SlutPuppy is offline
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    I want to join- but I'm not in California- is it possible the cult will go world-wide at a later date? Or at least do a world tour?
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:41 AM by Jacques Jacques is offline
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    OMG IM TOO LAZY TO FIND OUT MY EMAILING PASSWORD BUT CAN I PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    please please please? I'll bake the loke cookies.
    Posted 05-11-2010 at 12:08 AM by LilAngel LilAngel is offline
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    haha ooh nice, i myself am a big fan of crowley...did a few papers on him in highschool..got some weird looks by the teacher ;P
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 11:03 PM by Ninjota Ninjota is offline
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    Positions in the cult board of directors are quickly filling up. Thank you for all the interest!

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    you know, as a theistic lucifarian and practitioner of the occult, i should PROBABLY be offended by this..
    I myself am a student of occult & psychedelic thinking (my bookshelf if crammed with Crowley, Blavatsky, Manly P. Hall, Zain, RAW, and others). I just live, and really believe, the supposed last words of Hassan-i Sabbah.
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:33 PM by depp depp is offline
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    Oh no! A Satanic cult. Time to call the Super Best Friends



    Edit: Wait! Loke's soul is being offered!!! Away Super Best Friends!!!
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:30 PM by Manbearpig Manbearpig is offline
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    you know, as a theistic lucifarian and practitioner of the occult, i should PROBABLY be offended by this..

    but goddamn i cant pass up a piece of lokes soul.

    sign me up.
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:27 PM by Ninjota Ninjota is offline
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    Is it possible to join in as a spectator hmmmmm
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:26 PM by 444 444 is offline
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    Thank you for your interest in the getDare satanic cult! Please e-mail cult(a@t)getdare(do.t)com for an application. Applications are sent out once a month. Please be patient.

    The getDare cult is currently completely free. Membership is capped so join today before it is too late!

    This is not a joke. Please don't join the cult unless you are serious about satan, sex, robes, rituals, cults, or plaster skulls!
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:02 PM by depp depp is offline
    Updated 05-10-2010 at 10:04 PM by depp
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    No, trust me. Depp is a scary honcho
    Too late! I've already been transformed in a creepy hippy chick and cooking brownies to offer to anyone else who will join
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:59 PM by SubMissChievous SubMissChievous is offline
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    OMG!!

    I'm not in California, and I'm not bored but I soooooo want to join!!!!

    Is it free?
    No, trust me. Depp is a scary honcho
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:56 PM by lokelake lokelake is offline
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    OMG!!

    I'm not in California, and I'm not bored but I soooooo want to join!!!!

    Is it free?
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:55 PM by SubMissChievous SubMissChievous is offline
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    Depp, if you actually get any members to join... Then I may just have to... run, just run, to somewhere.

    BTW, have fun getting members to join your "cult" it aint gonna be easy, especially with loke running around, loke is the magnet to get people away from you!!
    Posted 05-10-2010 at 09:55 PM by lokelake lokelake is offline
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