★ A few would-you-rathers.

[BettyBoop]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

[MischievousKitten]

1. Don't know who they really are.
2. Once every 10 years. Every 10 seconds would be completely unbearable, interfere with sleep, etc.
3. Paper clip that'd be interesting to see...
4. Naked for one class period, because then only that class would see ass opposed to the whole school.
5. I don't really care about my hair and wear a hat when I work so..we'll go eith that.
6. If the teacher was female, I'd rather do that...assuming it wouldn't get me in trouble. Otherwise I would poop my pants.
7. 2 public toilet seats.

[Star Girl]

Who are they?
10 years
Microsoft Paper Clip
Underwear for a day
Never brush my hair
Make out with the teacher (assuming it wouldn't get them sacked)
2 toilet seats. Bleck.

[muffinfairy]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi. You look sexy in that green cardigan.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
could i change it to the dog?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
undies. because mine are cool.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
teeth. i can buy new ones.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
teacher.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 toilet seats. i'm lazy.

[lokelake]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) No. I wouldn't do it to anyone.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? I really don't know

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The Microsoft clip

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Underweare

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Never brush my hair because it is curly, so brushing it wouldn't do anything.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Tough one, probably poop maybe.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Payphones deffinatly.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

1. Neither.
2. Ten years.
3. Paperclip (Tools, Options, Disable ;))
4. Underwear.
5. Never brush my hair - I has comb ;)
6. Make out with the teacher.
7. 500 pay-phones.

[urlilslave080]

1. If i was forced to i would say Steve Buscemi
2. Ten years
3. Microsoft paper clip
4. Underwear
5. i don't brush it anyway
6. Teacher
7. 2 toilet seats

Sorry my computer stuffed up and posted it while i was typing so here is the re-edited version

[Kitten]

1. Not gonna google them.
2. Every ten years
3. I'll have the paperclip ._.
4. Naked for one period.
5. Never brush my hair...
6. I would make out with my teacher, definately.. Mwuhahaha
7. Public toilets. Over here they get cleaned after every visitor by nice old ladies that you first pay 50ct to even be allowed in xD

[Komodo Jones]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.
Steve Buscemi
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years, even though it'd be difficult.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
The paper clip you can always x him out or ignore him.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
naked for one class period
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Brush my hair, it never does what I want it to do anyways.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Well it all depends on the teacher we're talking about but yeah I'd probably pick that option.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
500 payphones.

[Dylan xX]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
uhhh if i really really had to id pick lyle cuz hes texan xS
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? 10 years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? microsoft clip
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? my hair doesnt need to be brushed xD so teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with my teach
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 2 toilet seats

[LittleRayRay]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle. Omg.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten.Seconds.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during
sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
GAH! I hate that little fucker. I'd rather have all the orgasims.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for a class
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my teeth, dude, there is still tick tacks and peppermint patties to chew ;)
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with my teacher.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
payphones.

[Powerstrip]

1. Oral sex goes to Steve Buscemi

2. Every ten years. unless I could lose sensitivity for the 10 seconds one.

3. More clippy tips :D

4. Tough. I think underwear all day. Nudity in class wouldn't go well. (though it'd be damn fun).

5. Never brush hair. Dental hygeine is more important than grooming.

6. Make out with teacher.....*Dreams of Miss Jones*

7. 2 Toilet seats. Over and done with and I can bleach my mouth for ever more.

[slaveboytoy83]

1. Neither, but I suppose Steve if I had to pick one of the two.
2. 10 years, but it would be a killer 10 years.
3. Paper clip, for the same reason as #2
4. Underwear for a day.
5. Hair, because I keep it short anyway.
6. Teacher, especially if he's good-looking :)
7. 2 public toilet seats.

[dragonator]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) neitheir as im too lazy to google them lol
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? seconds definately lol id give just about anything for that lol
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? the area one
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? naked but can it be for all day too? id love that lol
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? hair i keep my hair to short to brush
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? teacher. definately. my teacher is HOT
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? toliets, my tongue couldnt take the payphones lol

[Trauma]

1. Steve Buscemi
2. 10 years, 10 seconds would be too much haha
3. Area
4. Underwear all day.
5. Never brush my hair - don't brush it that often anyway
6. Make out with teacher
7. 2 public toilet seats

[Caseopia]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.
Lyle sounds nicer Lol.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
The later...It would kill me but i'd die happy :D
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Hmm toughy...Paper clip for Lol factor and the orgasms for when i'm not aloud to masturbate ;)...I don't know!!! Ok paper clip.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear...Mine is prettyfull.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hmm...I think hair because I don't want to have my teeth fal out.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out...I have some cute teachers and I hate poop in general.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Payphones all the way :)...Then I may only get swine flu instead of aids.

[blueboy]

1. neither
2. ten years, I would be too sensitive to have one every ten seconds
3. paper clip
4. naked
5. brush my hair (it is already so short that I don't need to)
6. make out (as long as they would not lose their job)
7. public toilet seats (I would search for the cleanest looking ones)

[RuinKitten]

1) Steve Buscemi

2) Once every 10 seconds at some point I would just be able to not notice it.

3) The Paper clip apear I love tha paper clip!

4) Underwear I would not want to be in the nude at school for 46 min. I would die due to embarrsement.

5) Never brush my hair. If I didn't brush my teeth I would have really bad breath.

6) Make out with my teacher.

7) 2 public toilet seats.

[lalacait]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett?
um, steve.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
every ten years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
microsoft paper clip.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
haha, underwear.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
ew, both are gross.
but i'd have to go with hair.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with a teacher.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
public toilet seats.

[HeadHunter_t]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)=nether of them
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?=10 years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?=help paperclip i think
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?=underwear if i had to
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?my hair it is to short to brush most times anyway :)
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? =500 payphones

[New and Shy]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) - Neither, I am a straight male.
2Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? - Every 10 seconds, I love having an orgasm.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? - Sex tips, the better I am, the more I would hope to have
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? - underwear all day
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? - Never brush my hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? - Make out with my teacher, if she looks like Debra LaFave
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? - 500 payphones

[male_slave]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) steve
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years (denial is fun)
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? sex tips becoz i live 2 please
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? naked 4 1 clas period
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? makeout wiv my teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 2 public toilet seats especialy if they wer ladies toilet seats

[Catalyst]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett?
I'm gonna pick neither, but if I had to choose, Steve Buscemi, because to me, he is more famous.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Well, I would love to say 10 seconds, but that's unreasonable so 10 years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
I think the paperclip would be a bitch, so the orgasms for me.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear for sure, don't want people looking at my wiener.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair, teeth can rot and decay.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with the teacher. Pooping your pants is way worse.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Payphones, not as likely to carry STD's.

[DaringMatty]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
dunno who they are, Lyle Lovett haa

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten seconds

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Orgasms in my area

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear all day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with teacher
easyyyyy

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
500 payphones

[norcoatomik]

Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)dont know who they are
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?10 secs
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?tips
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?naked for 1 class
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair¿not brush/comb hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?2 toilet seats is alot easier to find

[softeyes]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
oh lawd dang it.. steve i guess. :(

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
i'll go for the 10 years.

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the first option sounds interesting.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
did the underwear one soo.. that one.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush my hair.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out, poor teacher..

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
did you know toilet seats are some of the cleanest things in the world? okay.. maybe not the world..

[just_dare_me]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
10 years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
orgasms in my area

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
underwear for a day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
poop my pants

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
payphones

[ldc1221]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
umm Lyle Lovett.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
yikes thats tough...I guess ten years.

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Paper Clip is so damn annoying so i would experience all orgasms.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Probably underwear all day.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
that ones tough...i guess my hair.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Makeout with my teacher.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
yikes...probably 2 toilets.

[BettyBoop]

You guys realise you have to choose one or the other. Stop choosing neither!

[maxim]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
neither!
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
gosh I guess evry ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Microscoft lol
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
My underwear!
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
brush my tooth!
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Poop my pants
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Payphines!

[Dicedarefan666]

1: I'd just kill myself

2: Every 10 seconds... it'd be impossible to be very productive... but if I could just eek out 1 book about the experience... I'd be a millionare... oh, and it'd be fun too.

3: Gonna have to go with a paperclip, it'd make a great addition to the memoir

4: Underwear

5: I'd never brush my hair... I can still wash it right? 'cause it's very rare I would actually -have- to brush my hair

6: Make out with the teacher

7: Toilet seats, because they're cleaner than you'd think

[norcoatomik]

7: Toilet seats, because they're cleaner than you'd thinkyeah i saw that a toilet seat is cleaner than alot of things mythbusters

[fitsexyguy]

Good idea Betty

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten Years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Microsoft paperclip

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Kiss the teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats

[ldc1221]

You guys realise you have to choose one or the other. Stop choosing neither!

Lol itd be easier if you had 2 girls listed....but i guess ill anwser....if I have to pick id have to say Lyle Lovett...only for one reason,which I cant say here LoL. Ill edit my original post.

[splasher]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett. Both look seedy probably steve

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ever 10 seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during
sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
microsoft paper clip haha. Orgasm's would be disgusting near family if you knew it was them
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
all day underwear
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hair all the way
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? if the teacher was a girl make out
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? two public toilet seats as long as i choose them

[sumsar1972]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
All orgasms in my area

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Payphones

[your dare slave]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) dont know who they are.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? microsoft paper clip thing
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? thats hard! my teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? EASY! toilets! I would lick 500 toilets if I had to do that!
:D

[greatsayaman]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle, too lazy to check but his name is alliterative.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Seconds. ;D
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
All orgasms in the area.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
One class period.
Hey, didn't say I had to attend class. =3
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair. I never brush it anyway.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Teacher. Fortunately all my female teachers are young. =3
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats. (Didn't say it had to be the male toilet. =3)

[LilAngel]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Lovett. :D
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Once every ten years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Wait what?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one class period.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair again.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out. o.O
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 public toilet seats.

[Puchiko]

1. Neither o.o
2. Ten years
3. Paperclip
4. Naked for one class period
5. Never brush my hair
6. Make out with my teacher
7. 2 public toilet seats o.o

[neverenough]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Paperclip
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
naked :D
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
i choose hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
uhh toilet seats

[BettyBoop]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
The paper clip.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear all day. I'd get people to do it with me and we'd be awesome and turn it into fancy dress.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with a teacher, as long as I can choose.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats, again if I can choose. And I'd do girls and most girls hover and don't sit.[/QUOTE]

[sexylee87]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
I want to say neither cos they're both guys! but Steve Buscemi because he was in armageddon

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years


3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the paper clip, would be funny

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
underwear all day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush my hair, i could just shave it off

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with the teacher, one of my uni lecturers is hot!

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
toilet seats

[Glavial]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
I really cant say either one rofl having to do either would make me feint haha

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Im thinkin once every 10 seconds....would make life difficult but in the most splendid way :D

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
I hate the tips thing lol so i'd have to take all the orgasms :S wow that would be intense haha

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one haha get it over n done with

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hmmm hair cos my hair normally stays okish anyways haha

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
seein as most of my teachers were female and quite hot ima say teacher :P

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
ummm.....for some reason toilet seats popped into my head immediately :S rofl i guess i would just wana get it over n done with

[curious-young-girl]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during
sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
lol that would be funny..but since my town is only 400 with oldies everywhere, all orgasms

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
tough one, but underwear prbly

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
teeth,they make gums and mints ..i <3 my hair!

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
payphones

[myhouseinthewoods]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)-Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?-ten seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?- microsoft paper clip, I would ignore it.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?- underwear all day
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?-I'll say hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?- make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?-2 toilet seats, much simplier

[horpat]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither but if i MUST choose, then Steve Buscemi
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Hmm 10Year is sooo long...10Seconds is too short...But i think 10year is better
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Microsoft paper clip :D
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Teacher lol :D Sexy teachers here ;)
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seat

[Zackattack]

1. None.
2. Ten Seconds, it would be intersting :p
3. Microsoft Paper Clip! haha
4. Underwear would make me feel a little less embarrassed.
5. Hair, I can't go a day without brushing my teeth.
6. I would make out with the teacher, well, if she was attractive. ;)
7. 2 public toilet seats, just to get it over with.

[Obedient_Calf]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Every ten years.

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Wtf? Hmmmm tips would be cool.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 toilet seats.

[DareByrd]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them): i guess id have to go with steve cus ive actually seen him on a movie lol

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? every ten seconds...i really dont want to go ten YEARS without an orgasm

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? the paper clip lol if he showed up i could smash him like ive always wanted...without harming my computer

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? i've actually wondered how it would be to go in my underwear...besides i only go for two periods anyhow

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
eeewwww never brush my teeth? no thank you, i can get a sexy short haircut and not have people disgusted by the way my freakin breath smells
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with my teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
two public toilet seats, it would take wwaayyy to long to lick 500 phones

[Paris Rayne]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
sex tips
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
naked for one class period
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush your teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with my teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 public toilet seats

[Truckernaut42]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Depends on who has a nicer penis and better hygiene.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
every ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
all orgasms in my area, thus negating question 2 unless nobody has sex around where I am for ten years...

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Since everyone can mostly see the outline or bulge of my penis in underwear and I'm pretty much nude anyways, might as well go for gold and get fully naked for a class

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
I don't brush my hair most of the time anyways so that.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Definitely make out with a teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
I choose the toilet seats then yes toilet seats

[slave_boy93]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve, no idea why :P
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Well, ten seconds looks more interesting but if i have to live a normal life with a job and stuff i guess i'd have to choose for years. But i'll choose for seconds anyway
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Well im already having an orgasm every 10 seconds :P but i'd love the clip. Nothing wrong with getting some tips in my opinion.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear for sure. Public nudity is way to much for me. The consequences that is.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair. Dont do that any way. And dont want my teeth to rot
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Really depends on the teacher. If the teacher is female i'd probably go with that.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Definitely the toilet seats

Some nice truths. Some were hard to choose but nice work! :D

[JNZ2012]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

not googling them

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

ten seconds

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

what?

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

underwear all day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

hair...cause its short

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

neither but probably make out

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

toilets seats

[SlutBrain]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) steve
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? 10 seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? all orgasms
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? naked for one period. Then only one class would see
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? toilet seats

[Schwink]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi, but only because I am more used to him after his roles in Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten seconds

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
The first, because I would love to experience a female orgasm and I hate the refractory period males usually have.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
I don't brush my hair as is! I also have a phobia of bad teeth...

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with a teacher. I had a lot of attractive ones in high school and college.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Err... two public toilet seats just because it would be over quicker.

[Officelover]

1. Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
2.Every ten years, because it wouldn't even be fun after a while to orgasm, just annoying. I'd rather have a mind-blowing orgasm a few times than unenjoyable ones all the time.
3. As much as I love Clippy, I'd rather experience all the orgasms.
4. In my underwear all day.
5. Never brush my teeth; with mouthwash/flossing I could take care of them.
6. I'd rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, especially if they're hot.
7. I'd way rather lick the toilet seats?

[minimatt9]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Paper clip sex tips
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one period
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with my teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 public toilet seats

[JosephDaftPunk]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi (Only because I hate country music).

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
I would love to have an orgasm every ten seconds.

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
I would rather have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one class period

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with my teacher in front of the class

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
500 payphones

[naked_lego]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.
Steve Buscemi

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Every ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
The microsoft paper clip give me sex advice

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one class period

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with my teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 public seats

[newsissy]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

once every 10 seconds, easy choice

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

First choice

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

Naked for a Class period

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

Shit my pants with the teachers I have now...

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats

2 public toilet seats

[kinkyhannahhh]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett? Lyle Lovett!

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Both options are kinda sick...but rather every ten years, I couldn't live a life if I'd orgasm every ten seconds!

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paper clip giving me sex tips :D

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? I'd rather be naked for one class period!

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? I'd rather never brush my hair!

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out with my teacher, he's freaking handsome!

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? I'd rather lick the payphones!

[TheAwesomeBisexual]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years :(
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the paperclip lol
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
I would like to point out the fact that I wear my underwear all day at school anyway, and that it is definitely better than being naked for a class period. ( I am very surprised no one else figured this out, actually)
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Well, I actually comb my hair, so...
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with the teacher in front of the class. I would set it up so that, yes it was happening in front of the class, but we would be behind a curtain or something.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
toilet seats, because it'd take less work to disinfect 2 toilet seats than it would to disinfect 500 payphones.

[zackertman]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?every ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paperclip
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Undies
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?ill take the teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats

[bestintheworld]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

1. Steve Buscemi (got a cool name)
2. Once every 10 years (Every 10 seconds would be impossible to have a life)
3. Microsoft paper clip (coolest idea ever)
4. Underwear (can get some which might pass for clothes and naked for me would be too awkward)
5. Hair (can still comb it)
6. Teacher
6. Two toilet seats

[rachyh]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) steve buscemi
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? every ten seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? clippy tips
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear all day
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 2 toilet seats

[inferiorwhiteboi]

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi, for the following reason: He's Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs, and that's more than enough reason.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Once every ten years. At every ten seconds, nothing else would ever get accomplished and I've got other stuff to do, damnit! Orgasms be damned!

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

The Microsoft Paper Clip helper was always good for a laugh.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

If I had to pick one, underwear all day.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

I am a guy and I own a comb. I don't need to brush my hair ever again. I comb it.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

For multiple reasons, I consider this question creepy. A bit surprising, considering who posed the question. No further comment.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

500 Payphones, because frankly it would really difficult to find that many at this point. I haven't even seen a payphone in years.