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@ppl3
03-15-2009, 06:53 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?


1.The widest thing I have ever put up my arse is a golf ball,
2.And the longest a pen, i think.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?

Komodo Jones
03-15-2009, 09:25 AM
The widest object probably my ring, middle, and index finger. The longest one is easy, a drumstick (for playing the drums) almost 16 inches long!

Sarge90
03-15-2009, 11:05 AM
P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?

I have had one up there before, it was the widest thing I've had up there probably. So it is possible.

The longest is probably a giant pencil, about a foot long. Obv it wasn't all the way in.

mari
03-15-2009, 11:24 AM
a banana... stands for both

untouched.
03-16-2009, 02:01 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?

1. deodrant
2. dun quite remeber

p.s> yes..its not quite possible..it hurts bad

@ppl3
03-16-2009, 12:18 PM
for everyone who says they had a deodrant can in them, was it in your ass, or pussy??

untouched.
03-16-2009, 07:41 PM
pussy`
as i said..ass was really difficult n i couldn't do it

Tiger
03-16-2009, 08:54 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?


1. The widest thing that I inserted was two fingers.
2. The longest thing was a highlighter.

Sarge90
03-18-2009, 08:25 AM
for everyone who says they had a deodrant can in them, was it in your ass, or pussy??

my ass. It took a lot of lube and a little while fucking it with smaller objects first, but eventually it fit. I could only take in about 3/4 of it, but I loved riding it, felt sooo good.

So, as far as I know, it is possible.

PupsNDot
03-19-2009, 10:53 PM
1. a coke can
2. 10 inches of a deo bottle

and yes, it is possible. thats the only thing i stick in my ass. different sizes :D . i've been training for years and i love the feeling of being full and stretched.

Slixious
03-20-2009, 12:18 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
A medium sized butt plug is probably the biggest. I couldn't fit the largest. I'm not sure what to define large and medium, but if you look for sets of them on the internet you should probably get some idea. Also I should probably note that nearest the base they are a point of relief as they become less wide right after insertion.

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Dunno, but it must have been reasonably filling.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?
I can imagine it being possible, but I wouldn't recommend it. Better off with something that starts off narrow and then widens as you insert it. If you don't include some lubrication, then you are just asking for a bit of pain, and possible bleeding. I've had bleeding, but only temperarily.

Kolia
03-26-2009, 02:30 PM
Widest? Golf ball XD

Longest, Toilet brush... Got it past the rubber handle.

Deo can? no XD

kendra_gurl
03-26-2009, 03:04 PM
widest and longest is my wifes fist ;) yes I said her fist. don't really know exactly how far past her wrist it went in

crystal
03-27-2009, 06:31 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?a big book

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy? sta on the thing on end of stair


1.The widest thing I have ever put up my arse is a golf ball,
2.And the longest a pen, i think.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?
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The Laughing Fish
03-27-2009, 06:35 PM
Longest thing I have stuck up my ass (well, at least the thing I got furthest in) was a hammer. Handle-first, of course! Not tried anything particularly wide, so three fingers was probably the widest thing I've tried inserting.

l-kelley
03-27-2009, 06:37 PM
this cind of stuff is n my limits so i ahev never done anytrhing similiar byt overall this is a great thread i love the idea!

Achilles
03-27-2009, 10:10 PM
prob biggest thing/most bizzare was a flashlight up my ass. Goood times!

crystal
03-28-2009, 06:56 AM
[QUOTE=@ppl3;123301]1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy? desk lamp really hard thou :rolleyes:

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?basball bat





hehehehe

Dice7
03-28-2009, 11:47 AM
Longest and widest for me have to be a Cucumber, did it to prove it could be done. Regretted it for about a day afterwards...very sore!

SexyUsername101
07-18-2009, 11:05 PM
widest and longest would have to be a bowling pin 'forced' in.

after that would be a shampoo bottle for both...then a billiard ball for widest


deodarant..as said is def possible..and is a good fill up!

dragonator
07-18-2009, 11:10 PM
im going to ave to say a foot long candle for both of them lol

BettyBoop
07-19-2009, 03:47 AM
this cind of stuff is n my limits so i ahev never done anytrhing similiar byt overall this is a great thread i love the idea!

OH MY GOSH.
Dude..

charliexbabe
07-19-2009, 04:59 AM
longest- my ex's dick
widest- golf ball

=]

Trauma
07-19-2009, 07:22 AM
Longest - a guys dick
Widest - a dildo (same guy I said for longest inserted the said dildo in me)

jerrypoof
07-19-2009, 11:31 PM
a girls strap on ..and it got pretty wide, when she really went at it..

qwertyzx
07-20-2009, 08:31 PM
Anal

Widest:
Cucumber/4 fingers/16 oz Soda bottle probably are all tied on width.

Longest:
2 feet of an old shower hose, about 1/4 inch diamater (Bad idea if you aren't cleaned out/use a ton of lubricant)

Wierdest: A one piece swimsuit

cheesey923
07-20-2009, 09:40 PM
longest:drum stick
widest:large dildo hurt really bad i was sore for 3 days

lovem3form3
07-20-2009, 09:47 PM
Widest in my pussy would be a shampoo bottle or even or a 24 oz. bottle of water.

Longest in my pussy would be half the handle of a plunger.

widest and longest thing in my ass would be my biggest didlo 7 and a half inches long and proble about a little over an inch thick

Soccer boy 93
07-21-2009, 12:34 AM
Longest thing that's been in my ass is probably a carrot.

The widest thing that's been in my ass was probably five fingers, I couldn't get my whole fist in past the knuckles it was too wide.

TrekBoy008
07-21-2009, 09:13 AM
Widest: Screwdriver handle
Longest: Toothbrush

In Jess's holes
07-23-2009, 03:01 AM
Widest:Almost a fist...couldn't make it over the knuckles :P
Longest: hmmmm My dildo

sarah
07-23-2009, 03:34 AM
a carrot with condom

Kage
07-23-2009, 05:06 AM
Nothing.
I feel really weird, hm. I can understand why. Insertions is one of your limits...

For me, the widest object would be my 4 fingers, and that's into my ass. My longest object would be... a cucumber. I believe it was about... 12 inches (30cm) in total. I only got about 8 inches (20cm) in though.

New and Shy
07-23-2009, 09:01 AM
Widest:Almost a fist...couldn't make it over the knuckles :P

Here let me try, I can make my fist smaller. Haha!

OHHYEAH16
07-23-2009, 09:10 AM
One of those Mini-bats from a baseball game.

Youngcouple4you
07-30-2009, 07:48 PM
She -
Wierdest - probably the TV remote control
Longest - English cucumber - got shots, very hott.

He -
Wierdest - dunno, beer bottle kneck or scredriver handle
Longest - strap on, maybe a dildo

KinkyBitch
06-14-2012, 03:00 PM
im 15 year old male i have had golfballs in condoms,drum sticks,apples, lynx deoderent cans and dildos up m ass longest think has to be a curtain pole i tried once widest thing has to be the 8 inch dildo hurt like fuck but still nice

gotoguy_42
06-14-2012, 03:18 PM
The widest thing I have ever put in my ass was a fairly large buttplug -- close to 3 inches at its widest point. I was pretty well stretched at the time because we had been doing a lot of anal play but this was definitely my limit.

The longest would have to be an enema hose.

SeaShore
06-14-2012, 05:47 PM
1. The widest object that I have inserted in my pussy: Just past the tip of a vibrator (I'm tight)

2. The longest object that I have inserted in my pussy: The handle on a plunger. Obviously not the whole thing, don't even think that's humanly possible. But a decent amount of it.

Mr.Slave
06-18-2012, 05:58 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo in my ass

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Large dildo (23cm) and a banana once :O

french_boy
06-18-2012, 07:00 AM
The widest thing I've ever had in my ass was my fist, got like 5mm before the knuckles and just couldn't anymore :(

The longest thing in my ass was a umbrella handle :p Something like 8"

Bart
06-18-2012, 08:46 AM
Widest is probably a 3 inch butt plug that took alot of pushing to get in. I still have it but iv not been able to get it in again even after a day of wearing a 2 inch plug and using a 2.5 inch dildo. Its just that little bit past my limit.

Longest was probably a 17 inch double dildo with about 3 inches left out of me. It just seemed to keep going in smoothly so i kept gently sliding it in till all that was left was in my hand.

Foxymax
06-18-2012, 09:02 AM
weirdest someone else dildo about 8-9inches long really wide with a gspot simulator on it so it was curved. the longest either deodorant can or the dildos

FrenchPlayer
06-18-2012, 09:03 AM
I think it would be the time I put 25 ice cubes (in one hour) ...
That was ... intense ! it needs to be beaten :)

Hetro_Butt_man
06-20-2012, 05:58 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
10''dildo and both my wife's fists.:cool:

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
As above to the elbow.:eek:

Kaitlyn1386
08-20-2012, 04:51 PM
Wildest? a stickshift in my boyfriends car. Longest, a 12inch dildo,most but not all of it.

tordven
08-20-2012, 08:43 PM
Widest: 2 inch electro buttplug
Longest: 5 inches silicone buttplug

Dareholic
09-22-2012, 06:16 PM
They are both the same thing. At this party I went to, I agreed to allow to be their captive poisoner. They kept trying to get me to talk. Only problem was, I was so drunk; I kept repeating what they where saying. Then one of the guys grabbed a 6 inch round metal handle broom and proceeded to push it up my butt. At that point I started to speak in french, and only made them more confussed then they where already. My butt was sore for days! :mad:

xdDavina
09-24-2012, 04:05 PM
Widest: No idea...it starts to hurt!
Longest: Almost all of a double ended dildo! That didn't hurt and made me cum like crazy! ;)

Maconbimale
09-24-2012, 08:32 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?


1.The widest thing I have ever put up my arse is a golf ball,
2.And the longest a pen, i think.

P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse, is it possible?
W= pump up butt plug that was pumped up about 1/2 way.
L= the handle to the plunger that I use a lot to play with my ass.

bifordguy
12-19-2012, 01:34 PM
I have always been fasinated with the intense feeling i get from my ass, the pain is minimal if done slowly & move in steps to larger items I started with a finger then two then three, moved to a bed post lubed with vasalene. Then read about crisco & butter nut squash.. (what a rush) slender at the top wide at the base! I then moved to water bottles then to 20 oz plastic coke bottles Love the feeling of the full strech..

To the uninformed, the anal spincter can be streched to acommidate two hands (but will take a while) and the spincter is a muscle and will return to normal closed size in about 30-60 mins after a real stretch. Another thing it's not uncommon to see a little bloody spotting. (your stretching the muscle)

I found crisco to be the best lube, next would be conditioner like used for hair. JUST REMEMBER always use LOTS of lube and if it hurts like hell slow down and use the smaller object..

The anus streching is good for about 30-40 mins before it really gets swollen down there then it's time to let it rest for a day or so..:cool:

Oh one more thing, the size of the objects you attempt to stick up there gradually stretching. The gap between the pelvic bones may limit your object size.

A very important warning! Never , NEVER stick an object all the way up inside you till it dissapears, you may be going to the emergency room for an embarassing removal!!

Ive seen video's of men who can take an arm up there ass, so anythings possible!

Again the golden rule "LOTS of LUBE"!! ;)

Anal Skank
12-19-2012, 05:34 PM
Longest was a big cucumber about 3/4 of the way in, biggest was a butt plug i made it that stretched me to my limits!

Doctor
12-23-2012, 11:29 AM
Probably an inflatable vibrating butt plug, which was 6 inches long.

hcfist
12-23-2012, 11:53 AM
widest was golf ball, or egg from kinder surprise.
But my EX GF had a lot of wired stuff in her pussy, so widest as I know was coke can longest what fit was TV remote whole inside about 23cm

Lurchst3r
12-23-2012, 12:11 PM
widest thing ive had in my ass had to my hand up to my thumbs knuckle,
longest thing was my Katana's handel, coated with a condom of course, had quite a bit of it in me

Ringer
12-23-2012, 01:15 PM
Widest - probably a courgette (zucini) although also had a pump up butt plug that got pretty big!
Longest - about 3/4 of a double dildo

Daringdavid
12-23-2012, 07:54 PM
Wildest was a flashlight, about 1 1/2" thick and 4" long
Longest was probably a sharpie

Sound&Fury
12-24-2012, 03:53 AM
Longest was a big cucumber about 3/4 of the way in, biggest was a butt plug i made it that stretched me to my limits!

Very hot!

Widest was my medium plug, longest was a string of anal beads.

Kris9
12-24-2012, 02:33 PM
What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass? Probably a potato a nice big one

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass? :cool: My recorder from highshcool


P.S Has anyone ever put a deodorant can up there arse is it possible?

Yes, it was my sisters (Dove Deodorant Go Fresh Cool) Desodorant with a nivea lotion as lube, the best thing ever, if you spray it, the can gets colder, mmm great feeling.

Kris9

unshakeable436
12-25-2012, 12:39 PM
widest: Doc Johnson Large Butt Plug
longest: 18" Doc Johnson Double Dong (100%, it took some working up to)

TheCaptain
12-25-2012, 02:11 PM
A pen :D, don't have anything bigger which is safe to insert

milkpaw
12-26-2012, 08:29 PM
1. Widest in ass is probably 11 pencils, in pussy must be my bf's dick.
2 Longest in ass is probably a small flashlight (maybe 6in long?), and in pussy its also my bf's dick.

slave#1
12-26-2012, 11:48 PM
Hmmm Widest - a butt plug
and longest in my pussy was a long thick carrot :D

smbd88
12-27-2012, 10:25 AM
Widest: 3 inch ace of spades plug
Longest: 18 inch double dildo

b0ris
12-27-2012, 10:48 PM
Regarding width it was nothing special: 1.5cm or something like that.
But what I inserted was this hose to give myself the relaxing, last enema of the day, while lying in the bath. With the bathwater the hose was much slicker then usual. So I continued inserting it more and more in my empty bowel...

When I pulled it out afterwards it turned out to be in much further then I could believe: about 1 meter!

Evelyn
12-27-2012, 11:41 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
a small ruler on a dare.
2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
a 10 1/2 inch vibrator

josh2007
12-28-2012, 11:40 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Bottle of Shampoo
2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
Handle of a toliet plunger, it hurt alot

Kitten9876
12-30-2012, 05:51 AM
Ass-
Either my master's dick, of if that doesn't count, then the second biggest/widest was a hairbrush, about an inch wide by 7-8 inches long

Pussy-
Same as before, master's dick, and the second biggest was a bottle about 1.5 inches wide and 8 inches long.

ThisRandomGuy
01-01-2013, 10:10 PM
widest, three fingers, longest, hot dog, my ass it too tight for anything else :(

Dylan666
01-03-2013, 04:40 PM
1. Ass, My fist (I love it and do it all the time)
2. Probably a big banana

:)

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tofu
01-03-2013, 11:20 PM
Bowling pin.

oh yeah ;D

PMSL
07-19-2013, 01:40 PM
Widest - Prob and average sized apple :)

Longest - Banana, Most of a cucumber :)

newsissy
07-19-2013, 11:25 PM
longest is probably a cucumber (didnt go all the way in)
biggest probably a homemade buttplug

Kinkyinlingerie
07-20-2013, 06:23 AM
I have had all types of things in my ass, from basics like fingers, pens, pencils, and markers all the way to bizarre things like broomsticks, plunger handles, banannas, cucumbers, and carrots. The widest was a 3" thick dildo that was 18" long. That sucker hurt like hell and really took some teabagging to impale myself on. The longest would have to be the broomstick, but I couldn't say how much of it I actually inserted. Great thread!

Miosa
07-20-2013, 09:14 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass? I believe it was a bottle (didn't fit at all ;) )

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass? the "non brush end" of a toilet brush

serendipitous
07-20-2013, 10:33 AM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
2.5" diameter butt plug, took a long time and some exquisite pain to achieve butt loved it! LOL

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
Hard to describe, like a foam tube, about 1.5" diameter but 3' long, obviously not talking the whole lot but must have managed a third of it!

I once saw a porno where a woman took 40" up her ass, I've love to try it!!

jassy-fizzle
10-05-2013, 01:14 AM
1. Widest? I tried a large bottle of coke but only got the tip in.

2. Deepest? My fist ;)


I know... im a slut but ohwell.

Secretfun
09-06-2014, 12:48 PM
Widest up my arse was a big cucumber. (Msg me to find out what I did next)
The longest was most of a drumstick.

naughtylittlegirl
09-06-2014, 10:44 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your pussy?

A dildo that is a little over 3" wide - it takes me roughly 1.5-2 hours to manage it, but I love feeling stretched my it.

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your pussy?

Any of my three dildos - I can take about five inches if I press hard.

Pepe990
09-15-2014, 05:40 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
2.75" diameter dildo

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass?
trying to fit the 2.75'' further up but I think the furthest was the 10 inch dildo so far

Robert_Z_man
09-15-2014, 05:51 PM
1.What is the widest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
A Bed Post top..About 3 inches(ass)

2.What is the longest object you have ever inserted up your ass and / or pussy?
The longest would be 11 inches of a handle for a golf club... A driver haha